So...who is the sexiest bastard in our colours right now? Don't worry, it doesn't make you gay if you vote. Just a bit of fun in order to attract non-Portuguese members to the forum.

Veloso, he has the looks of a model.

I love these things, testing my sexuality is always fun...I like a few of them, Mourinho is interesting, Veloso is definetly the next Bonds undies model, Figo gets you a boner quicker then Adriana Lima and Nuno Gomes, thats sexay with an S...

I voted Nuno Gomes

Cristiano Ronaldo only seems hot when he plays for Portugal whereas Nuno is smokin' all zee time!

nuno is consistently hot because he consistently sucks at his profession.

im kidding, he only sucks lately......

i voted ronaldo but i meant to vote for nani. cause hes hot stuff.

Same! Great minds think alike...

Nani......I'd tap that

For all those(all 1 of you) who voted Figo, you might wanna have a look at this..just dont say i didnt warn you..

Hey Mods lock this topic ASAP ..... This cant be allowed to go on in a Portuguese forum

The nuno gomes and jorge costa discriptions are funny

What about paulo bento, that short hair comed down the middle is so hot. The only thing is that he mite have too much tranquilidade in bed.

What the hell!? Wha...how!? When!?

Hang on..if you look at that closely you can clearly see.... a combination of....yes, the Figo slicked-back parting, the Rui Costa bird's nest on the top and the 'Carvalho Curls'!!!! It's some kind of bizarre Portuguese Hair crossbreed, the like of which has never been seen before!!!

Veloso.

No Homo.

Nuno, Veloso or Mourinho.

You guys all belong in tight leather shorts, black mesh t-shirts, knee high leather boots...and a dog colar with your "master" walking behind you with a whip..

This get my vote for the most disturbing post EVER !!!!!!!

I voted Veloso. I was gonna vote Figo but that picture put me off.

This gets my vote for most homophobic post ever! Haha

Relax man it's just a bit of fun...

They made me change my avatar of my Sporting babe cause it made some chick uncomfortable Im gonna complain about this homosexual topic as it makes me uncomfortable

face of an angel.

haha this thread is typical portugues, i wouldn't expect a male of any other ethnicity to come up with something like this (well, i would, but our males are so predictable).

its a good looking country

Free your soul for abit...

I'll go for Hilario since he cut his hair.

Mourinho is definitely a sexy beast too, though.

Ahn, probably José Mourinho, just because he is more than 40 and still is sexier than any player in the world.

I voted Figo because he's one of the manliest player's I've ever seen. It would have been veloso for his awesome beard but he shaved it.

I'm gonna go spend some time in the Hotties for guys thread to feel less gay now.

I that what HE told you before your first time

Translation please...

Also Skippy^^ Full stars for your avater

Skippy be careful with the avatar .... I was told someone complained about mine and I had to switch it

I think Veloso is gay...kinda like this thread. Here's him giving Fernandes a good dry hump



I'll go for Quaresma

How can you forget Fernando Couto???



He also had days to forget



Bad hair day?


Also an honourable mention for the Dennis Rodman of Portuguese football

I love you "tanned, oily-haired Mediterranean love rats". The other day I was thinking about a similar topic, and I realised Miguel Veloso is one out of only two footballplayers that could make me turn to the other side

Went for Maniche. Theres just something about him that makes me tingle!

Aguero and Veloso sitting in the tree...K-I-S-S-I-N-G....

read your mind Derek..

What's with men thinking Veloso is hot? You guys aren't the only ones I've heard say he's 'so good looking'. As a female, I have to say, if I had to choose out of that list, I wouldn't choose him first or second (maybe third..). He's a good looking guy, but when you have Quaresma, Ronaldo, Nani (HAHA), Figo (well... for the girls who think he's the hottest man alive, I'm not one of them) then it's hard to say Veloso would be your first choice. I've had (male) friends tell me "OMG YOU WOULDNT JUMP ON THAT???" (in reference to Veloso)... you guys are extremely passionate aren't you? I wouldn't say no, but you guys are a bit more into him then you should be.

I still think men like Veloso because of his feminine features...

You're wrong. Hihi

/thread hijack

Le Ghey






Some Portuguese in this forum are the reason that i sometimes wish i wasn't Portuguese

/end hijack...have a good day

A tenner says this guy voted Ronaldo.

Mourinho and Veloso leading the pack

Pualeta ....

not to fem... but not to rough.

No one likes the tank. lol

You lied to me!



Oh man that guy couldnt score a goal let alone a screw...

as soon i saw this thread (before i even saw the poll) i though of miguel veloso...i guess its just a guy thing

lol, veloso would probably feel great knowing all the guys find him attractive, whereas no girl voted for him.

STOP VOTING FOR THE OTHERS. VOTE FOR RONALDO, DAMNIT.

Dean voted for the silver fox. It's a love thing.

Unless it's in France




oooo someone has some Ronnie-issues...I think the escort story reached farther than Europe

Why Cristiano Ronaldo of course!
Who wouldn't want to fuck his brains out?


I am fully kidding by the way. I voted for Mourinho. Would be Ronaldo if he didn't always cry. lol.


Woah.
That was quite a homosexual comment there Derek . You are having an unhealthy attraction to Portugal in recent times! I think it's turning you gay!

Honestly Portugal has a lot of good looking male players, who I would find very attractive if I was a female.
but I would never... ever... go gay for any of them.


Although Nani's deformed manhood is quite a curious thought... Who here wants to offer to buy him a hooker and hide a camera?

Prove it



Theres only so much money can buy, Nani's case is invalid...

it's Veloso and Ramos

i voted Mourinho

Nani can turn any man on.

Its gotta be Nuno Gomes. How sexy is he? Jeez!

No homo.

Yeah, I can't get enough of his hair...sometimes it makes my day

I gotta say Derek probably means Veloso and Fernando Torres since he is such a big fan of his.

my new nickname - ronaldo's_hoe



You have extremely good taste in men, though I think you should have voted for Ronaldo.

All of you guys NOT voting for Ronaldo have just proven to me that you are ... gay. Congrats. The end. Goodnight.