one friend of mine who is italian told me that totti spat once against a police officer after he asked him to pull over and show his drivers license after driving too fast
is this true?
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Uh.. no.
QUOTE(ramz @ Dec 2 2005, 06:09 PM) 
Uh.. no.
how could you know? maby he did...
I dunno really, but whats with Totti and spitting does he get orgasms from it?
QUOTE(Spiona @ Dec 18 2005, 11:57 PM)
how could you know? maby he did...
I dunno really, but whats with Totti and spitting does he get orgasms from it?
If that would be true, that would be funny as hell.
Oh I read the whole article.
Here's what really happened:
Totti was driving around Rome, and this police officer came to ask him for an autograph. Then Totti for some reason went out of the car, punched the policeman in the eye, and the policeman fell down on the sidewalk, and then Totti towered over him and spit in his eye.
Then Totti, overcome by a sudden bloodlust, uppercutted a nearby woman. She screamed in pain but Totti only laughed. He then went into his car and drove around, and at this red light he waited for everyone to start crossing, and then totally drove over all of them. He hadn't stopped laughing after beating up the woman, and now his laughter became hysterical.
At this point Totti decided to up the tempo a bit. He went into a gun shop, and bought this machine gun. Then he wondered where to go. The Lazio training ground was a very tempting target, but he opted for the main police station of Rome.
So then Totti proceeded to main police station of Rome. Once he got there, he entered inside very cool, calm and collected, and seeing the metal detector at the entrance, headed straight for it. The metal detector went crazy and started emitting frantic warnings. Everyone looked at Totti. Totti only smiled and pulled the machine gun and said "Say hello to my little friend, coppers!" and shot all the cops. After they were all dead, he threw the gun contemptuously, went back to his car, and drove home.
No one made a fuss cuz Totti is so popular in Rome. But, yah, if you are a policeman looking for a job, go to Rome...
True story.
Here's what really happened:
Totti was driving around Rome, and this police officer came to ask him for an autograph. Then Totti for some reason went out of the car, punched the policeman in the eye, and the policeman fell down on the sidewalk, and then Totti towered over him and spit in his eye.
Then Totti, overcome by a sudden bloodlust, uppercutted a nearby woman. She screamed in pain but Totti only laughed. He then went into his car and drove around, and at this red light he waited for everyone to start crossing, and then totally drove over all of them. He hadn't stopped laughing after beating up the woman, and now his laughter became hysterical.
At this point Totti decided to up the tempo a bit. He went into a gun shop, and bought this machine gun. Then he wondered where to go. The Lazio training ground was a very tempting target, but he opted for the main police station of Rome.
So then Totti proceeded to main police station of Rome. Once he got there, he entered inside very cool, calm and collected, and seeing the metal detector at the entrance, headed straight for it. The metal detector went crazy and started emitting frantic warnings. Everyone looked at Totti. Totti only smiled and pulled the machine gun and said "Say hello to my little friend, coppers!" and shot all the cops. After they were all dead, he threw the gun contemptuously, went back to his car, and drove home.
No one made a fuss cuz Totti is so popular in Rome. But, yah, if you are a policeman looking for a job, go to Rome...
True story.
QUOTE(rado907 @ Dec 21 2005, 04:45 PM)
Oh I read the whole article.
Here's what really happened:
Totti was driving around Rome, and this police officer came to ask him for an autograph. Then Totti for some reason went out of the car, punched the policeman in the eye, and the policeman fell down on the sidewalk, and then Totti towered over him and spit in his eye.
Then Totti, overcome by a sudden bloodlust, uppercutted a nearby woman. She screamed in pain but Totti only laughed. He then went into his car and drove around, and at this red light he waited for everyone to start crossing, and then totally drove over all of them. He hadn't stopped laughing after beating up the woman, and now his laughter became hysterical.
At this point Totti decided to up the tempo a bit. He went into a gun shop, and bought this machine gun. Then he wondered where to go. The Lazio training ground was a very tempting target, but he opted for the main police station of Rome.
So then Totti proceeded to main police station of Rome. Once he got there, he entered inside very cool, calm and collected, and seeing the metal detector at the entrance, headed straight for it. The metal detector went crazy and started emitting frantic warnings. Everyone looked at Totti. Totti only smiled and pulled the machine gun and said "Say hello to my little friend, coppers!" and shot all the cops. After they were all dead, he threw the gun contemptuously, went back to his car, and drove home.
No one made a fuss cuz Totti is so popular in Rome. But, yah, if you are a policeman looking for a job, go to Rome...
True story.
If Totti's comments are anything to go by and Roma's fans attendences to home matches this season Roma actually hate Juventus more then Lazio. Strange but I think it is true. 65000 people turned up at the derby, Roma was the "home" team so the majority of fans in the stadium wee Romanisti. 68000 fans came to see Roma host Juventus. Intresting since hardly anybody in the crowd was a Juventus supporter...
Your story is true, I loved it!
Juventus must be destroyed!
QUOTE(rado907 @ Dec 21 2005, 10:01 PM)
Juventus must be destroyed!
And their scudettos taken away!
Yeah!
Keep dreaming.
Keep dreaming.
lol this thread is a classic.
hes not that stupid is he?
If that long article is true, that's weird.
QUOTE(rado907 @ Dec 21 2005, 08:45 AM)
Oh I read the whole article.
Here's what really happened:
Totti was driving around Rome, and this police officer came to ask him for an autograph. Then Totti for some reason went out of the car, punched the policeman in the eye, and the policeman fell down on the sidewalk, and then Totti towered over him and spit in his eye.
Then Totti, overcome by a sudden bloodlust, uppercutted a nearby woman. She screamed in pain but Totti only laughed. He then went into his car and drove around, and at this red light he waited for everyone to start crossing, and then totally drove over all of them. He hadn't stopped laughing after beating up the woman, and now his laughter became hysterical.
At this point Totti decided to up the tempo a bit. He went into a gun shop, and bought this machine gun. Then he wondered where to go. The Lazio training ground was a very tempting target, but he opted for the main police station of Rome.
So then Totti proceeded to main police station of Rome. Once he got there, he entered inside very cool, calm and collected, and seeing the metal detector at the entrance, headed straight for it. The metal detector went crazy and started emitting frantic warnings. Everyone looked at Totti. Totti only smiled and pulled the machine gun and said "Say hello to my little friend, coppers!" and shot all the cops. After they were all dead, he threw the gun contemptuously, went back to his car, and drove home.
No one made a fuss cuz Totti is so popular in Rome. But, yah, if you are a policeman looking for a job, go to Rome...
True story.
Good to see the truth coming out, though recently unclassified documents show that Totti also spat all over the policemen's dead bodies afterwards and got a few orgasms from it.
QUOTE(rado907 @ Dec 21 2005, 11:45 AM)
Oh I read the whole article.
Here's what really happened:
Totti was driving around Rome, and this police officer came to ask him for an autograph. Then Totti for some reason went out of the car, punched the policeman in the eye, and the policeman fell down on the sidewalk, and then Totti towered over him and spit in his eye.
Then Totti, overcome by a sudden bloodlust, uppercutted a nearby woman. She screamed in pain but Totti only laughed. He then went into his car and drove around, and at this red light he waited for everyone to start crossing, and then totally drove over all of them. He hadn't stopped laughing after beating up the woman, and now his laughter became hysterical.
At this point Totti decided to up the tempo a bit. He went into a gun shop, and bought this machine gun. Then he wondered where to go. The Lazio training ground was a very tempting target, but he opted for the main police station of Rome.
So then Totti proceeded to main police station of Rome. Once he got there, he entered inside very cool, calm and collected, and seeing the metal detector at the entrance, headed straight for it. The metal detector went crazy and started emitting frantic warnings. Everyone looked at Totti. Totti only smiled and pulled the machine gun and said "Say hello to my little friend, coppers!" and shot all the cops. After they were all dead, he threw the gun contemptuously, went back to his car, and drove home.
No one made a fuss cuz Totti is so popular in Rome. But, yah, if you are a policeman looking for a job, go to Rome...
True story.
You forgot the part where he went to the local hospital's maternity ward and proceeded to punch every baby in the building.
Crazy Francesco...
I hope this is not true, Its giving bad names to italians.
haha
he was only kidding there stella
I don't know where do they get this stories totti spitting on a police give me a break
he was only kidding there stella
I don't know where do they get this stories totti spitting on a police give me a break
QUOTE(Stella_7 @ Mar 31 2006, 04:13 AM)
I hope this is not true, Its giving bad names to italians.
I wouldnt worry mate I 'think' its a goof!
QUOTE(Mexicansoccer @ Jan 2 2006, 01:33 AM)
If that long article is true, that's weird.
don't you think it would be more than just 'weird'
god Totti what a disgraceful human being 
Now children, bumping topics is not pretty.
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