Someone in the barca forum said it was

nope, its only a one game final.

One off in Paris on May the 17th

Where in the Barça forum was that?

Anyway, yeah it's a one off game, as it was last year, and the year before, and the year before that

In Paris, the road to Paris. Sounds like a shopping trip, road to Istanbul was much more awe-inspiring

As everyone else said, it is a noe off match.



Word of warning. Don't trusrt those Barca fans, they'll always try and mislead you, especially if it has relevance to Real Madrid CF

Quiet you

All we say is the truth
It's the Madrid fans you should watch out for, they're conspiring, along with former manager Lux, to trap all of SP inside a "magic box" I tell you and then proceed to make sure that every winger in the world is eradicated off the planet

Anymore of that, and we'll have to take this outside



No where not, in fact, we love wingers And what is this so called 'Magical box' that you talk of, because I can assure you that we have never used that in Madrid

Let's take it to the Bernabeu then, it'll be completely empty

Really, what natural wingers do you guys have? Oh yeah true, I guess you could get Ronaldo to play on the wing if you left a bread crumb trail along the line

No "magic box"? Must've been the magical hexagon then

If you believe that then you are gravely wrong. The Bernabau will be packed with supporters cheering on a Madrid side who play simply sublime football. Quite the opposite of Barca, who have gone 2 years trophyless and constantly change manager



Well since your asking, we have many, an almost endless list of natural wingers. Allow me to show you. We have David Beckham... and that other guy who's name I convniently forgot



That is true. But you would have to make sure it isn't wholemeal breadcrumbs, they're too healthy for Ronaldo.



Well with Lux anything is possible. Don't be surprised if you see Santos playing with a 'Magical Rhombus

Oh, touche And we drew with Osasuna today, damn. At least we equalised using one of our "many" promising youth players



Oh yes of course, how could I forget. You have David Beckham, Winger von Wingerpants, Mark van Winger, Messi Winger



Coated in creamy, milk-chocolate, for every overweight striker-turned winger to compensate for stupid sales made in order to suit amazingly ridiculous tactical plan



Last I heard, it was the "magical decahedron", apparently he forced the CBF to allow him to play with an extra 4 players to allow this formation to come to fruition

This conversation is hilarious, please continue!

And what good youngrters do Barca have? Messi, Iniesta and Dos Santos I hear you say. Well tsorry to burst your bubble, but they're all second rate. Especially that Messi kid



That's him. He is from Rotterdam I believe, and he is only 17. They say he is better than Ronaldinho, but then again that is no spectacular feat



After seeing the 'effort' that Ronaldo put into the Osasuna game, I don't think anything can motivate him, not even milk chocolate covered bread crumbs



Now that wouldn't suprise me.



Now why would we do a silly thing like that, that would mean going complately off topic

Oh nah I totally agree, Messi's hopeless, didn't deserve the youth version of Balon d'Or at all, I mean, it's like, there were so many players on that Argentinian U20's team that were better than him, and they're all at top clubs, starting almost every week, but I concur, Messi is second rate



You have your facts all wrong again.
Yes he's from Rotterdam, but he's 12 and 5 months, and apparently Maradona already came out and said that he's going to adopt him as the newest prodigy. I think still Winger von Wingerpants is much better



It's all a tactic that only the great tacticians of Madrid understand. You see, Ronaldo pretends to not do anything, but secretly, whilst everybody else is playing football, he's taking bites of the turf in order to make sure that sooner or later Pavon can make a horror tackle, and then blame it on the oppositions "poor turf". This is subject to investigation of course, as the RFEF fear that Ronaldo has become addicted to grass, and will change the name on the back of his shirt to "Cow-naldo"



Didn't surprise me either



O..f..f T..o..p..i..c? What do these letters mean?

Yep, and on current form, Robishow is a million miles better than Messi, you can't even compare the two



There's talk goin around that Winger von Wingerpants is the new Jairzinho. He's meant to be an immense talent. Not as good as Wingerinho from Brasil though.



Well supposedly all that grass has made him fat:



Thanks to nand0 for supplying the picture.



Well Lux has been known to do a few controversial things in his career.



Now your just being silly

A million? No no, with his huge muscular frame, lightning quick football brain, and impressive goalscoring record, 82 goals in 18 games Robishow is more than a billion times better than Messi, all Messi knows is how to run really fast



Ooh I've seen compilations on him, apparently he's such a good winger he moves so fast it almost looks like he has wings, he won the Copa Libertadores by himself apparently, after registering in the competition solo, as Wingerinho FC, and then proceeding to knock out Sao Paulo, Boca, Corinthians, Independiente to reach the final against, you guessed it, himself. However he got sent off after 13 minutes and after 120 Minutes of football, the match was won by, Wingerinho when he asked the referee to take the spot kick against himself.
Confusing eh?



On another note, Ronaldo opened up a fitness centre in Brasil with Mario Jardel.



I found him to be quite the shy, unassuming character really.



Hey hey, everything I say is fact, and that's a fact

You got that one right, no skinny, weightless pushovers there.




Confusing isn't the word.





I heard it also has a restaurant. Supposedly Jardel and Ronaldo spend all their time there.



How quaint



Yep everything that you say is a fact, unless is has relevance to Barcelona or Real Madrid. Because you and a few other Barca fans seem to have got it into your head that Barca are actually better than Madrid, when that is quite evidently, not the case.

I love this thread!!

Ok guys enough. Cut this out before anyone gets warned, irrelevant to topic. I'll close this topic anyway.