See a counselor.

Only joking, we've all had dreams about boots.

Rrrrright...


So Neil, how about those pic, NOW?!?!

Okay, okay. It was my sister, but there was nothing else on and I was alseep on the couch before she started watching it and I didn't feel like moving. Seriously though, how cool would it be to be a shoe designer?

Haha, we believe you. But yes, a shoe designer would be cool.

Haha, yeah it's ok, i'm sure your 'sister' was watching it with you.

You have your pictures blake, now make like a tree and go.

It's LEAVE. Make like a tree and LEAVE. You sound like a darn fool when you say it like that.

^Anybody pick up on the movie?

No Blake, and let's leave it like that. I really was watching it with my sister. You should be proud of me for admitting that, because it's very embarassing. Considering my dad doesn't really watch TV, and my mom and sister have total control over the remote, i'm subjected to all kinds of horrible chick flick abuse. Funny story actually - I got home from school and was all set to watch the CL quarterfinal, United vs. Roma, and my sister's sitting on the couch watching some terrible show; the Hills or something, and being a total bitch so I slapped her in the face. I know, I know, that sounds terrible, but she's older than me so it's not that bad.

It's still quite bad unless you jokingly tapped her, slapping (a girls tactic) a girl (when you're a lad) is harsh and somewhat quite feminine

I love the Hills. Laguna Beach is better, though. The girls on that show are so hot, its unreal.

It was a masculine slap Yeah, they're both pretty full of hot girls! I prefer the Hills because it's mostly just hot girls, while Laguna's full of dudes too. Not to mention the Hills has those guys from Princes of Malibu on it. That show was awesome

Right on! You know what's a good show? The Real World.

Yeah! What's the southern girl's name? She's freaking steaming!!! I like the episode where the two girls are making-out in the hot tub.

^Dude, thats like every episode. The southern chick is Brooke. But Jenn is hotter.

It was the first episode, I think. And no, brooke is by far the hotter one. Colie's got a nice body, but her face is... meh.

^Colie is alright. But come on, Brooke's body is gross.

Okay, I'll agree with you there a bit. She's really whiney too. I much prefer Heidi from the Hills much more than all of them though.

Okay, I'll agree with you there a bit. She's really whiney too. I prefer Heidi from the Hills much more than all of them though.

do you know whats better...






































































...not watching women's tv!

You're missing out, Adam.

Haha I saw it on MTV or something before but I got frustrated and turned it off they're nice but it isn't worth it with all the womens blather.

Lol, I occasionally watch Laguna beach on mtv, it's pretty boring, but the girls are pretty fit. I prefer Date my mom, now that's a show. Even then though I do get a bit bored and end up flicking back to sky sports 1, sky sports 2, sky sports 3, or sky sports news.

Adam, if they get annoying I usually just mute it and put on some sort of footy podcast. Either that, or I dub it over in spanish. Now that is a funny sight.

I like Next, especially the lesbian ones, cause the girls just start making out in the bus, haha.

They have lesbian ones?!?! I watched that show once and I didn't really like it, but now that I hear this..... Quite convenient too, right after Room Raiders.

Haha, yeah, check it out. Hilarious.

I love all the trashy MTV shows. They're outrageously addicting.

^Haha, yeah, I sat WITH MY PARENTS watching the Parental Control marathon one day. Funny stuff.

EDIT: Yesterday was Giordano's birthday AKA jord shutt. He is 17 now, so Happy Birthday Jord!

I've got a couple ideas for my new screen name. Red Carbon or Curt Carbon. The carbon comes from my two initials (C.O) and my number (2). C02 is actually the scientific formula for Carbon Dioxide, but it wouldn't sound very cool to have dioxide in my name, so I shortened it to just carbon. It's either very cool, or very dorky. Feedback?

Haha, hmm it's not bad, I would go with Red Carbon. Jord's been naughty boy, he doesn't deserve any presents (Check out the Custom Players boot thread to see what a twat he's being).

Well put Neil

I'd say Red Carbon too, Curt Carbon reminds me of that wrestler Kurt Angle Nice number btw

yeah Red Carbon sounds awesome, Curt Carbon sounds like some cheap cartoon super hero
hope that doesnt sound too mean

I'd go with red carbon.

I agree with all you guys. I'm leaning towards Red Carbon too. I just threw in Curt Carbon to add some variety. Although, with that one I could make a really cool sig with a super-hero with a big C on his chest. Thanks for the feedback guys. Red Carbon it is!

Whoever said Curt Carbon would be a cheesy super hero was right on. I think it was Neil. I'm too lazy to click one page back to see.
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How about just Carbon? Or even better: c a r b o n

Haha, yyyyeah NO. That's your thing, s p i z z.

Hey Adam did I ever tell you when your username was AH02 Turf King, I always used to think of a king underwater on a turf field?

it was me lol and its the first post of this page

Haha I loved that name, was a tad arrogant though so I changed it

Nevermind then...check your PMs.


A bit. I loved the ava you had though with Cattermole I think doing an elastico or something. That was sick nastaaay.

^i checked my pm's but there is nothing there from you

EDIT: dont worry i got it from you like 2 mins after i wrote this!

^Haha, right then. I'm getting pics for you now. I remember you being a US9 for some reason. I guess my Alzheimers isn't that bad after all.

Red Carbon - done. Can someone tell me how I write beneath my ava?

Its under profile information I think. Nice name change, I like it.

Thanks and thanks. I've been trying to think of one for quite a while, and it's a good thing I like it, because I can't change it again for 75 days!

So everyone knows that JordShutt has posted "authentic" match worn boots on eBay, so I decided to send him an e-mail, pretending I was interested in buying the boots. I'm going to send another one soon telling him off for being a cheap bas****, but I'll do that later.

This is what I wrote...
Hey there,
I noticed the eBay item you posted a week or so ago saying that the Nike's you were selling were zambrotta's! I'm a huge fan of his, but I didn't want to pay so much money for them. You said they were match worn boots, and now you have another pair that is exactly the same and they are his training boots, and they are much cheaper. You used exactly the same pic, but you had a different story for them. I'm a little confused, but I may be interested in purchasing from you if they are authentic.
-*****

And he replied...

please they are 100% authentic gian obvisouly likes to wear the exact same boot that he wears for games.
YES THEY ARE 1000% GENUINE THOUGH AND VERY CHEAP RIGHT NOW

When I email him again I'll maybe post that to see what his reply is. This just makes me pissed..

^Wow, I can't believe he understood you with all of your correct spelling and punctuation. What a fruitcake...

What a little bitch. The sad thing is, some poor, gullible idiot will probably buy them, thinking they're actually his real boots. It's hilarious that he refers to Zambrotta by his first name.

Grr that kid just lowers himself time and time again

I hope he spontaniously combusts one day.

^I'm afraid of that happening to myself...