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I don't think its ever happened to a human.


LOL, i loved that episode.

Well, that won't be happening to me then! I let 'em rip in school even, haha.

I know what you mean, when it comes to farting i show no mercy.

I've been called SBD. Figure it out .

saucy bull dog?

o and btw foot field as far as favorite players u should prolly just put, anyone wearing adidas

^No more will fit; I would list every pro wearing Adidas if I could. I see your point, though .

I think he means you should write the words 'anyone wearing adidas'.

Yeah, so instead of having "CISSÉ,Zidane,Beckham,Defoe, Lampard,Ballack,Kaká, Saviola,Messi,Nakamura", you'd have what you've got just now

Looks like someones been sneaking around my private places...

Haha you changed it to " Anyone wearing Adidas" lol.

I didn't; I'm thinking Nipples did, but I'm too lazy to change it back, haha. Gotta change my sig, too. New picture and sub-information. There's no more new Tunits to see yet!

Haha Nipples

I didn't know he could do that. I guess there's nothing Nipples can't do, .

He's like God, except without the holiness. So, uhh.... does anyone want to head on over to the 'Can't decide which boot to buy thread' and... help me out?

No Adidas options...sorry, I can't help out.

Open your mind son! There are other brands out there that are just as good or even better than Adidas..... oh no, please don't hurt me I didn't mean it, I swear!

*Goes on rampage*. Haha, no, I've worn only Adidas boots and shoes since I was 3 years old. I'm not about to quit now.

How does everyone like my sig? Not too big, is it?

I don't know, ask Nipples

Looks awesome, Not as good as mine tho

i had it as a myspace background like a year ago haha

Haha, I called it the Sistine Tunit!

hahaha nice one!

Its far too big mate - it's 89 pixels too wide and a huge 64.13kb over the limit! Try resizing it in photoshop so that its under 500 x 200 and then save "for web". If I've got time I may even do that for you. Cause I'm God.


Edit: There we go. You now have a sig thats within the limits. If you want the old image back, I can re-up it from my computer and send it on to you If you don't like that sig at that size, then change it. Duh.
And you can now just refer to me as God Or Sex God. Both are good. And True. Ask your mum.

You just had to add the " Ask your mum" didn't you

I did. I've had a long day at work. it's good to be immature sometimes

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haha, indeed it is.

Footfield, nice new sig mate, classy and elogant. Also, i've been wondering something lately, I know you never post in the Nike Puma etc. threads, but do you ever just browse them out of curiosity? Also, you should try Vapors. You'd love them. They are (you may want to leave at this point as what i'm about to say may seriously offend you but continue if you want to hear my point) comfer than Tunits, they are more aesthetically pleasing than tunits imo, the upper material is 100x nicer than the plasticy tunit material, they are lighter than tunits which imo slightly aids performance, they give for a better touch than tunits, the insole is alot comfier, it conforms to the shape of your foot very nicely, on the other hand I absolutely hate the tunit insoles, and in general I think they are a far superior boot. All just my opinion mind, will probly have no bearing on you, you will probly just think it's a load of shit . But it's not.

It's tiny. . Haha, nahhh, thanks.

EDIT: *rampage #2*. I never really browse the other threads. Vapors would be too narrow for me, I fear. Not that I would want to try them, anyway .

I sense they probably wouldn't be too narrow if you can fit into those bloody tunits, but that's just my opinion. Nipples, would you mind resizing this one so I can fit it into my sig The one I have right now is too small and I don't have Photoshop (I know i'm lazy). Also, who first called Nipples God? Yeah, I know what you're thinking, it was me

Oh, but tunits stretch.

And Vapors mould to your feet. I don't even know why i'm pushing the Vapors on you. I don't even like them that much.

Haha, which brings me back to my last point: I only wear Adidas.

Touche, my friend. Touche.

Plus, I've heard so many complaints of cramps, blisters, and overall pain from Vapors.

My guess (bear in mind this is excluding the part about the blisters), is that people are either buying them too small or too big, or even their feet could be too wide. In fact, i've noticed I get cramps with my Supremacys fairly easily. Nike might not be putting enough arch support in their boots.

Footfield no offence or anything but do you consider yourself good at soccer?

cause when i imagine you i just think of a 14 year old kid at home wearin glassses in his pajama pants just looking at cleats all day and/or Whaking off to tunits all day

Umm, I wear glasses (well, not always) and i'm in my pyjama pants right now. Although i'm not doing... uhh.... the last thing.

i wonder what footfield wore before Tunits lol

Baby shoes. Wait, they haven't been around that long. I imagine Preds or something. Maybe Copa's

That was un-called for. FF don't feel obliged to answer this twattish question.

You can get tiny little baby adidas slipper/shoes.

Oh, and my feet are too wide to fit into Tunits, but I fit very snugly into Vapors.

HAHAHAHAH that sounds funny to me cos my friend always calls our other friend FF because for 'Fat Frankie'
a bit mean I know, I tried to stop it but he just kept on going
aahh well Frankie laughs with us anyways cos he knows that my other friend is only joking

Nipples can i ask what age you are??? And can i also ask do many of you lads play at a high level of soccer for a good youth team or anything? Cheers

I played for Wimbledon from the age of 9-11, but then had to leave when they re-located to Milton Keynes. So I then played for the Brighton and Hove Albion youth team from the age of 11-16. I was released around 2 months ago. I've been on trial with Portsmouth, but haven't heard back from them yet, and I'm due to play some trial matches for Southampton in July/August, so i'll see what happens.

I've got so many exams atm

Yes, I would consider myself good. I lettered varsity this year as a freshman for high school and I start at attacking CM for my cup team. I realize I'm not the best and I will never claim to be, I just like to have fun with what I do.



I wore pulses.

Haha, what have you got year 9 SATs or something? pfft, they are like bread and butter. I'm in the middle of my GCSE's i've got my fucking (sorry about the language) English literature exam tomorrow, in which I have to write 3 pages of detailed analytical english, interpreting a range of Poems, all in just 50 minutes. It's a nightmare.

Fairplay buddy, keep at it, ull only ever improve.

As they say, d sky's d limit wen ur heart is in it!

What a humble guy. I personally wish I could always enjoy football; that's the way it should be. Sometimes it can get a bit stressful if your coach is yelling at you if you can't get something right. I got very stressed-out at practice yesterday when my coach got extremely angry at me because I had made a few mistakes and i'm just recovering from a nasty bug ATM.

Neil you're in Yr 11 aren't you?

I play in goal, and my coaches are IMO the best there are, they are all in their mid to late 20's, i play in goal, and if i let a shot past me in trainin, im always encouraged, "ull get the next one, get it out of your system" etc, being the oldest on my team i am expected to lead in trainin and stand up, when ever i goet critisised, i go out to prove a point and get either get rushes of adrenaline and dive around the place or get aggressive shout at my team mates "is that all u got" while they take the shots

Anyway, my point, is if you get critisised go out to prove a point, push yourself to the limit, because after being critisised, the coach will b watching you, seeing how you react/perform when the pressures on.

It's funny, because if one of most of my teammates does something wrong, they'll just get told how to do better next time. Yet with me, I get yelled at, scolded, and chastised on how I should have done something. I know it's not just me being over-sensitive, because other people are starting to notice it too. Yet after almost every training session, he'll come up to me and tell me i'm making 'leaps and bounds' and that sort of thing. My dad thinks it's because they're starting to think of me as the defender who can grow into being a leader and really be a strong presence. He thinks they're harder on me because they know i'm capable of alot more and that they have the most faith in me succeeding. I'm not so sure. What do you think?