I'm going to be away showing off my football skills and my amzing body (even if I do say so myself ) to the wonderful people of the Ile de Re in France (just off the west coast at la Rochelle) for the next couple of weeks from tomorrow morning.

The weather is already preparing to give me one helluva tan - it was 28C yesterday, 30C today 32C tomorrow and 37C on Saturday, which is when I get there. Oh yes


Play nice for uncle Crofty and aunty Eazy E

Au revoir!

Have a nice journey! (finally, no Nipples!lol )

*Pulls out whip* Ive been waiting a loooooong time for Nipples to go....everyone on their hands and knees *tehehehe*.

I can't imagine Eazy E saying that Ejtek

Poor Boot Room regulars though. Ej is a major slavedriver.

Add some izzle's and it'll be good.

fo sho my neezzy mr easy

Muj, enlighten me with your greatness.

Just wait for him to gte some first

And thats me back

Lucky you...

Hey, nice to have you back. How was France? Did you see any french national team players? Did Zizou headbutt you?

France was great - very French. And sooo many hot girls where I was Its safe to say my French improved My knowledge of words relating to sex is now very imprssive

I didn't see any, no, but I saw the odd actor and as I said, a helluva lot of hot girls. Zidane didn't headbutt me, but almost all French people, instead of regarding him as in odiot or a disgrace, absolutely love him

Hmm..the girls in my french textbook in school didn't have many hot girls. Mmmmmaybe we don't have the same taste. Haha. J'adore jouer au foot avec Fresh Prince!! Il est super et sympa!! Can you read that?

Damn straight I can. And cheers

haha I know a little bit. If I knew more, we could...hmmm [converse] with your new talking skills

everyone say goodbye to me for a couple days! im getting the 'ole wisdom teeth pulled out..all 4 too..and im only 14!! kinda weird, but wont be able to get on here for awhile..everyone behave now!..listen to aunt crofty uncle bellaire, and papa ej

I had trouble postin with no wisdom teeth aswell

Haha jokes mate hope it goes well.

we'll miss you

Ouch! Thats nasty mate. But wisdom teeth at 14? I only got mine in a few months back...

I went to the Open today at the Royal Liverpool and saw lots of famous people like such footballing superstars as Craig Bellamy and Steve Finnan plus the legends Paul Ince and Ian Rush and Garry Liniker.

Goin tomorrow aswell, armed with a members guest pass and a hospitality pass. So expect me to see some more famous people and get some free stuff and have a go at 'The Longest Drive'.









...ohh and btw...I video'd Tigers eagle on the 18th!!!!!! and stood up and clapped so might be on tv cause me and 3 friends were the only ones to stand up!

Tiger Woods Appreciation Team - T.W.A.T.'s for life!

Saw a game one mile from my house today, in a town called Trollhättan! Maybe you've heard of Trollhättan, since SAAB, the car company,is from this town!

Anywho, the game was between FC Trollhättan vs West Ham Utd....

Really cool to see Carlton Cole, Zamora, Lee Bowyer and the rest of the gang, just a couple of minutes from my home!

End result: 2-0 victory to West Ham!

P.S Saw my very first in life CL Abs on Etherington and my very first Blue Abs on Zamora!!!

The Cl Abs were that nice when you saw them for real!

Yeah I was at all days of the Open last year at St Andrews. Its some experience seeing all the players up close and all the famous people. I just sat at the Road Hole most of the time which is a great place to sit.
Hope you enjoy it tomorrow

Sweet! Its good to see good teams playing at smaller clubs because you get a better idea of them than you do at big stadiums.

Yeah, there isn't such a big difference between these clubs and Premier league clubs! FC Trollhättan play in
the 1 division..... Thanks to all of the players they've been taking from my home town! They take the best and most promising kids from Vänersborg, which eventually destroys the teams from Vänersborg!

havent seen that much golf in a while but like it...do u have a video from like youtube or somethin on that shot....then we'll see u on tv....CUZ NOW UR FAMOUS !!! LOL!

I'm going also. Off to vacation at Myrtle Beach for a week or so. So long ladies and gents!! And good luck with them choppers, kac!!!

thanks guys- the "choppers" are okay now, just on a crap load of pain meds at the moment. ill be fine though! i <3 milkshakes

Sounds like a plan! Have a good 'un

nips thats probably the best smiley ive ever seen.

Yeah it kicks ass!

Nearly as good as this one

another name cahnge?

what was your first name again?

Nipper

Nipper1924 actually.

I wanted to change to my actual nickname, but someone's already got that.

so what its suposed to be now then??

well a sassenach is somone who isin Scottish, mostly for English people

Sassench is a slightly derogatory term for an English person.

can we call you NAS for short?

Nah, that makes me sound like a shitty rapper, although if I get Kelis, that might sweeten the deal a bit

Just stick to Nipples or whatever, but not NAS.

how do you change your name?

Go to My Controls up at the top of the page, then on the left toolbar, go down to Personal Profile, and Change Display name is the bottom one there

vil do

i hear iron-bru is bigger then coke in scotland. is that true?

So nipper/nipples/Nae a Sassanach or whatever what is your real nickname then???

Yeah, much bigger. Its also bigger than Coke in Russia.


Bean. Long story.

Done it

^Maybe the memebers that change their names could write theyr original in the sig or somewhere so we know who you are.

There you are Mister

You can check peoples member display name history by clicking on their name, going to the profile options drop down menu and then clicking on Display Name History.

nips-since when did you have like 3000 posts???..by the way, i cant pronounce your new name..bean is way better, but i dont want to know.

For a while It just gradually crept up. But I don't feel the need to make posts telling people when I've got another hundred

lol i sometimes doo that too

Havent even got 100 here yet! I think its best we dont find out how you got the nickname bean lol.

EDIT: Woo ive got 102 now lol

And I'm back to Nipples for the forseeable future

Good! I like Nipples better..... that sounded odd!