so.... this thread is more dead then the chances of Valencia and Liverpool winning their respective league titles

But lets make sure it doesn't become as dead as the mighty Scousers in the cup.











I was gonna make an overall comment on the two in their domestic cups, but quite honestly all I know about Valencia is that they've been crap in La Liga

ya Valencia is doin well in the Kings cup. but the league... well its good for laughing............ I usually end up angry watching them play ever since the club hired Ronald Koeman. he fired three players who were the teams back bone

Worst weekend ever.

Easily. Not just the matches, my fucking best mate hooked up with my girlfriend

Fils de pute. ANYWAYS....


I think im going to get the SLs for the vapor 4s, the carbon is just so appealing to me...I dont know why.

maybe u shouldnt date a whore

im sorry haha i had to say it

a couple questions though so we get the story straight
1. were they drunk/impaired
2. what constitutes cheating
3. is ur best friend really ugly

1. Si segnor, tres impaired
2. Eh?
3. Honestly? Fuck yes.


And she is a whore, my mate is mad at ME because im pissed he made out while drunk and he couldnt help it....

Pathetic. I hate sweet 16s now

1. it could be an excuse
2. what did they do (what i said is just a more delicate way of putting it)
3. wow that really sucks

people in my town get drunk to hook up with each other, its a cop out

sweet 16s HAHAHA

for a guy to hook up w/a drunk chick, imo, i think they have to be twice as wasted as the girl to make it even. more so b/c hes probably looks like a rooney. and its effed as a guy to take advantage of a wasted chick, not so much as a drunk chick comes up to you and starts playing tonsul hockey w/you.

and jordy, i think he just made out w/her: "im pissed he made out [with her]while drunk"

and why werent you w/her anyway... jw =\

I would have been there if the bastards would have picked me up lick hey promised...not only that, but I got them the invitations too. Its a crock of fucking shit.

ooooooh... damn. that was a bitch-move. id fuck that guy over like make him pass out after getting drunk and like just make him look like a complete moron. like w/the hand in warm-water or have him hook up w/just some monster of a chick. or you could pretend a hotties going to hook up w/him and have her blindfold him w/something and then have the monster just cut in and take over =]

Or assault him?

Simple way?

I dont know, I might make ammends and then backstab him...

Wow, thats intense
I think you'll need a crowbar for the job:


Seriously though, I don't think beating the stuffing out of him would really solve anything, might make you feel better for a bit but that'll probably be it

Im talking to her now, shes pissed off at him since hes made such a big deal out of it, and made me really mad which she didnt want apperently.

I dont know, im being really cold on the phone right now...shes flippin Brazillian though, its hard to just forghet about her haha

edit: oh now IM the one using her. Ha, piss off bitch haha

*Makes mental note NOT to fuck with sushi...*

Seriously ze, I have no advice to give other than to let karma run its course. Just be patient.

yeah im not going near sushi

or u can pay ur lil brother to kick him in the nuts


we have another snow day its ridiculous now

You should knock him out

Contrary to poluar belief, violence does solve most things.

jordys male shovanist quote of the day:

dont worry, i have a penis

Ze, here's what you should do. Stick a couple ruphies in his drink and drop him off on the doorstep of the local pedophile.

well since we are being horrible and talking about drugs and killing him and so forth, dose him with a drug, E maybe (stay near him and done let him die) and watch him make out with a guy, post the pics of him on here as well as myspace/facebook whatever
or send him to dan changs house and allow them to hook up and start a scamming relationship
or realize who is worth more, him or the chick, or neither, cause my opinion is, alcohol is not an excuse and she did it once, itl happen again

id drop both of em haha

but easier said then done

haha wouldnt you? i mean id be pretty pissed off if that happend to me. id go the full 9 yard just to get back at him. plus he was sober. and if he has a pool, throw a queen/twin sized mattress in his pool just to piss his parents off. =]

Its died down a bit, and even though I would love to beat his ass (and still might...) Im just staying calm about it, and being cold with him...I might crunch up some E and stick it on the beers of his side of the table next beer pong game hahaha.

Although wih all the recent shit, that would be a BAD idea. New Orleans is under a massive drug bust right now, the FBI is having a field day with my old school.

Violence isn't the answer, it's the question. The answer is yes

quality!

adam i looked at all of the c.ronaldo threads in the kitbag about what he wears HILARIOUS stuff. what does he eat before a game, what gel does he use, why the wrist tape, HAHAHA

Lmao they're a piss take those threads. Its ridiculous how seriously peaople take these things.

Yeah I honestly cracked up when I saw people cussing out each other and saying they're the dumbest person over his ankle tape

see everyone laughs now about the C Ronaldo shit i was like "which hand does he jack off with?" and people cracked it at me ... fuckin losers, just play as you, coz your never going to be ronaldo!

and yes i am the one who made the cutting socks and tape vid and that makes me a bigger homo then most of them but at least i wasnt copying him

Nanny, you were really the one who started all those threads with that vid. So... I guess it could be said that you're the king of the ronnie fanboys!

pahahaha, i remember that video

True, i guess. One of my best mates and I beat the shit out of each other when we were about 14. Bout a week later we were mates again and have been ever since.

I was just trying to be mature before.


I don't. Which is probably best for both me and nanny...

That's fantastic. Really is. Kudos to the man

I have absolutely no idea why you would broadcast this fact though. If it was me, I'd have already kicked fuck outta him and shoved the coo out the door.

Actually, that's a lie; I wouldn't have been cheated on in the first place

ahhh ha ha ha ha ha ha that is so cold, I love it

I have a few tricks up my sleeves hes going to experience very soon.

besides E, what could I slip in his beers next beer pong match to turn him into a raging sexaholic, where id bring him to the French Quarter here and have him wake up in some old dutch man's house naked with more STDs than uh......you get the point.

I see you liked my idea!

Curts gonna be an accomplice if he gets caught

Half of me is still furious over it, and the other half wants to say fuck it and leave my life here. Finding a way back home and living in Paris with friends and family is better than New Orleans at this point, 3 years since Katrina and theres been MAYBE 15% progress at MOST, now this shit...

FUCK this, my PSG away shirt is missing . MERRDDEEEEEE

edit: Should I get an Arsenal Henry shirt exactly as last years with the season lettering and everything? I ordered one last season and the order got messed up

Might be a nice keepsake in a few years time.

And ze I thought you were moving back?

Supposed to but the buyer backed out, weve had like 4 visits this month so I think its going to sell before this summer and Ill be in france soon enough, but even then Ill end up in some boarding school in england since im not going to any city in france except for paris...at least I dont want to.
edit: whoops, nvm

well you can just give him a viagra and get him drunk with a gay guy

king of the fan boys, nice ... i think!

Get well soon Eduardo

that boy got fucked up! i really wanna see some HD slow mo close ups but i cant find any, just pics.

Horrible injury, really feel bad for the kid.

Crofty says: This may be an abuse of power, but I can't deal with looking at that. Sorry.

Here is a better angle of the incident, not good quality though. I warn anyone who is willing to watch this, I was shivering for about 20 minutes after I saw this on MOTD, its sickening.

yeah, pretty nasty, ive been missin SP the last couple days, the IPS driver things been poppin up since friday

Yeah, same here. I've been so bored without it!

I've actually had to do course work when SP was down

c'mon, that has to be intentional, the boy should have gotten a ban, not for life but still. tyrone marshall mesed up kenny coopers leg and he was banned, granted it was the mls

Crofty says: Touchy issue, lets try to be sensible about this. I am pissed off too this is not the place.

u know how my school keeps getting cancelled

we got out early today and i think tomorrow is going to be cancelled