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Ayresome
Why is that it gets cancelled again?
Red Carbon
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To ME! happy.gif
57121K312_jc
QUOTE(Adam H #2 @ Feb 25 2008, 02:40 PM) *
Why is that it gets cancelled again?

we usually dont get too much snow and were getting a new snow storm any week i havent been to a full week of school including delays and holidays for over a month, last week because of a storm we only went three days...we dont have school today and we got an early out yesterday we have school well into june i think dry.gif
Ayresome
Haha I've had such a mixed week already. Monday was a good day, went to play golf, but the night was shit. I stayed up until 2 in the morning doing 25 pages of Maths coursework that I've had a month to do. Couldn't sleep until 3 and I got woken up at 6 by my mum's alarm. Today, I found out that the deadline for my maths wasn't for today at all. Then tonight I went to a mates' house, drank beer, played poker and listened to good music. Oh, and before the poker I played footy and our team got proper shit on cool.gif
Nanny
why the hell is crofty saying things on other peoples posts? his like the ghost of old Christmas past?

Crofty says: No nan, im just awesome. rolleyes.gif Mods can edit posts, I thought everyone knew that.
Predator 23
Well I understand taking off the pics, I probably shouldn't have posted them. I mean I saw a fairly slow-motion replay, and it seriously made me feel sick.


And a late Happy B=day to ya Curt cheers1.gif
Nanny
someone tell me how mark shield is a ref? seriously?
Ze98
the 2nd sweater for arsenal i requested to be checked in the fake shirt thread...what do you guys think about it?
57121K312_jc
QUOTE(Adam H #2 @ Feb 26 2008, 04:53 PM) *
Haha I've had such a mixed week already. Monday was a good day, went to play golf, but the night was shit. I stayed up until 2 in the morning doing 25 pages of Maths coursework that I've had a month to do. Couldn't sleep until 3 and I got woken up at 6 by my mum's alarm. Today, I found out that the deadline for my maths wasn't for today at all. Then tonight I went to a mates' house, drank beer, played poker and listened to good music. Oh, and before the poker I played footy and our team got proper shit on cool.gif

haha u drink beer and ur like 15?

sounds like u live in my town haha
Ze98
QUOTE(jordan. @ Feb 27 2008, 12:26 AM) *
haha u drink beer and ur like 15?

sounds like u live in my town haha



Kids here start drinking at like 11...Heavy drinking.
Lockdown
What a world we live in...
57121K312_jc
true....

my town is known for being in the top two in either the world for most alcohol consumption per person only topped by a random german town. we also have really highly rated drinking water and a ranking for rating kids, i dont know how these facts mix
Ze98
We definely have to be in the top 5 of the world. New Orleans, especially with Mardi Gras, drinks so so much.
57121K312_jc
mos def, i went down there for a missions trip 2 summers in a row, cool town bad stuff though

the school system looks dire
Ze98
QUOTE(jordan. @ Feb 27 2008, 12:44 AM) *
mos def, i went down there for a missions trip 2 summers in a row, cool town bad stuff though

the school system looks dire


Yep.
All the decent schools are charter now, mine might actually go down since we dont have enough students. Shame, weve been in the top 15 teams for like that last decade up until recently.
Red Carbon
QUOTE(Predator 23 @ Feb 26 2008, 09:16 PM) *
Well I understand taking off the pics, I probably shouldn't have posted them. I mean I saw a fairly slow-motion replay, and it seriously made me feel sick.
And a late Happy B=day to ya Curt cheers1.gif

Thanks Brian smile.gif

At least someone noticed sad.gif

I feel so inloved crying_new.gif
Ze98
QUOTE(Red Carbon @ Feb 27 2008, 01:08 AM) *
Thanks Brian smile.gif

At least someone noticed sad.gif

I feel so inloved crying_new.gif



hey hey hey I went a step further and said happy birthday on FACEBOOK.

Hows that for feeling "inloved" hahaha

p.s. should I get my Eduardo arsenal away shirt in LS in CL style or EPL style?
Crofty
QUOTE(Ze98 @ Feb 23 2008, 01:03 PM) *
I have a few tricks up my sleeves hes going to experience very soon.

besides E, what could I slip in his beers next beer pong match to turn him into a raging sexaholic, where id bring him to the French Quarter here and have him wake up in some old dutch man's house naked with more STDs than uh......you get the point.

I know just what you need... not telling tho cause im afraid you might actually do it. laugh.gif

QUOTE(Ze98 @ Feb 23 2008, 03:00 PM) *
edit: Should I get an Arsenal Henry shirt exactly as last years with the season lettering and everything? I ordered one last season and the order got messed up

Hell no. I cant even wear my highbury henry shirt without some dickhead says "You're an idiot! Henry doesn't even play for arsenal anymore." Perhaps people where you live are less ignorant tho. shrug03.gif

QUOTE(Ze98 @ Feb 27 2008, 04:13 PM) *
p.s. should I get my Eduardo arsenal away shirt in LS in CL style or EPL style?

Much better idea. CL looks cooler and he does better work there imo, anyway. thumbsup.gif
Ayresome
Like people said, its not too suprising to drink beer at my age. I know most kids in my school drink very heavily most weeks. I would say we're quite bad because of the alcohol consumption, cannibis use and cigerettes. I wish I lived in France though, they just don't seem to care about legal ages. When I went to France on a skiing trip, this lad went and bought me a crate of beer and vodka laugh.gif. Just last year, I was in Lourdes with my school and I walked into a shop, bought a lighter and two bottles of 40% whiskey - no questions asked tongue.gif - all this and I was like 15 and 5 foot 2.
Lockdown
Wow, thats lax to the days, Im surprised their teen mortality rate isnt so high given their access to booze etc. Here in NZ the authorities are real strict, but teens still drink at parties, mostly thanks to older brothers doing the shopping
morientesfan910
when i was 19 i got a keg for 140 and sold alcohol to 17 and 18 yr olds and came back with about 220. I got caught and the cops in the end let me go and keep the money, its that bad with alcohol
Crofty
QUOTE(mancuniasian @ Feb 27 2008, 07:03 PM) *
Wow, thats lax to the days, Im surprised their teen mortality rate isnt so high given their access to booze etc. Here in NZ the authorities are real strict, but teens still drink at parties, mostly thanks to older brothers doing the shopping

Actually, I think its better to let kids drink from a younger age. Not 11 per se, but young enough so that they grow up with alcohol and they're not entirely inexperienced when they turn 18 or whatever and can drink as much as they want. Its funny, here in aus a report came out yesterday about teenage drinking and it was a massive drama, by next week it will have been forgotten. laugh.gif

QUOTE(morientesfan910 @ Feb 27 2008, 07:06 PM) *
when i was 19 i got a keg for 140 and sold alcohol to 17 and 18 yr olds and came back with about 220. I got caught and the cops in the end let me go and keep the money, its that bad with alcohol

Don't you have to be 21 in CA? Or have I learnt nothing from Superbad? tongue.gif
Lockdown
QUOTE(Crofty @ Feb 27 2008, 09:57 PM) *
Actually, I think its better to let kids drink from a younger age. Not 11 per se, but young enough so that they grow up with alcohol and they're not entirely inexperienced when they turn 18 or whatever and can drink as much as they want. Its funny, here in aus a report came out yesterday about teenage drinking and it was a massive drama, by next week it will have been forgotten. laugh.gif

Good point, but NZ has a pretty high teen suicide and teen driving death rate, and we've had teen murders popping up more often these days and Im fairly sure we can say alcohol wouldve had a factor in all three statistics
Predator 23
QUOTE(Crofty @ Feb 27 2008, 01:14 AM) *
Hell no. I cant even wear my highbury henry shirt without some dickhead says "You're an idiot! Henry doesn't even play for arsenal anymore." Perhaps people where you live are less ignorant tho. shrug03.gif

Here in America, no one will know he doesn't play for Arsenal so he should be good bigsmile.gif



And here drinking is very common among kids my age. We can't really buy it, but through older friends etc. The cops are extremely slack here, it's obvious like everyone is drunk at football games and stuff and nothing happens. I actually know a few people who bring water bottles full of vodka to school to get through thse boring classes.
Ze98
QUOTE(Crofty @ Feb 27 2008, 02:14 AM) *
I know just what you need... not telling tho cause im afraid you might actually do it. laugh.gif
Hell no. I cant even wear my highbury henry shirt without some dickhead says "You're an idiot! Henry doesn't even play for arsenal anymore." Perhaps people where you live are less ignorant tho. shrug03.gif
Much better idea. CL looks cooler and he does better work there imo, anyway. thumbsup.gif



Im still thinking about it...If i have extra money after my next paycheck Ill hunt online for one. And as for the eduardo shirt, he got injured in the PL so it might be more fitting to get it PL style...Im getting it just to remember this year for him, Ive decided Fabregas for LS home (leaning towards PL) and Gallas for 3rd LS (not sure between PL and CL yet).

If anyone sees an authentic arsenal away LS eduardo 9 in either PL or CL for cheap(er), lemme know cheers1.gif cheers1.gif
morientesfan910
QUOTE(Crofty @ Feb 27 2008, 12:57 AM) *
Don't you have to be 21 in CA? Or have I learnt nothing from Superbad? tongue.gif


ya but there are always liquor stores that will sell to anyone whistling.gif
57121K312_jc
i live in iowa guys Fing iowa think about the authorities here haha

i think its bad to have such a high drinking age, people say it encourages drinking more when u get oldre and theyll do it more as defiance than actually wanting to. i dont drink, would lose too much
Predator 23
You're right on jordy. Everyone is always thrilled by the mysterious, the unknown. People want what they can't have. It's just part of human nature. This leads to curious teens getting themselves wasted out of their minds, wanted to feel like the +21 crowd. Although I'll have the occasional beer with my friends, I'm not a heavy drinker. I can't risk doing something ridiculous while I'm out of my mind.


Edit: Just noticed that post put me past Blake for most posts in here, I run this show laugh.gif
Lockdown
How do you find no. of posts in here?
Predator 23


Click on the number of replies thumbsup.gif
Lockdown
Oo, cheers thumbsup.gif
Ze98
who are the onionbag reps around here again?
Sushi19
haha my old old oooold teammate is on jeopardy right now.
57121K312_jc
dude this chick on aim came on and just started talking to me about the size of my penis friday ridiculous kept pretending to be my GF's friends and i really wanna know who it is, i saved part of it if u wanna see it but its pretty .......tsk tsk haha
Predator 23
QUOTE(Ze98 @ Feb 27 2008, 10:28 PM) *
who are the onionbag reps around here again?

Harraby Lad is the owner.
Sushi19
QUOTE(jordan. @ Feb 27 2008, 08:06 PM) *
dude this chick on aim came on and just started talking to me about the size of my penis friday ridiculous kept pretending to be my GF's friends and i really wanna know who it is, i saved part of it if u wanna see it but its pretty .......tsk tsk haha

haha thats pretty weird man. lets all see it. btw... how big is it. haha im jk man. no homo... seriously.
Ze98
just got mint copa indoors for 25 bucks!!!
57121K312_jc
Sophea (7:10:23 PM): heyy my name is (insert girls name) im a junior at (school across town). and well I heard this rumor about your dick being like abnormally big lol. and I was wondering if it wasnt to awkward for you to say how big it was..
jordy (7:11:27 PM): haha, who is this
Sophea (7:11:33 PM): ashley opelt
Sophea (7:11:40 PM): I know its awkward if you dont want to say I wont waste your time
jordy(7:11:52 PM): lol whod u hear this from
jordy(7:12:07 PM): and why are u wasting my time asking ridiculous questions
Sophea (7:12:11 PM): umm some senior named rachel
Sophea (7:18:38 PM): Ill cyber with you if you need help getting it up if you want to measure..
jordy(7:18:52 PM): haha, okay
Sophea (7:19:00 PM): will u measure it then?
jordy(7:19:11 PM): im going to need something ashley
Sophea (7:19:15 PM): ?
jordyc thats me (7:19:24 PM): cmon u gotta throw me a bone
jordyc thats me (7:19:25 PM): hear
Sophea (7:18:38 PM): Ill cyber with you if you need help getting it up if you want to measure..
jordy(7:18:52 PM): haha, okay
Sophea (7:19:00 PM): will u measure it then?
Sophea (7:25:55 PM): well it turns on alot of guys. its like online sex. u describe in detail everything u would do to that person like if u were with them. it helps alot of guys get up, but idk if u want too..
jordy(7:26:32 PM): i will if u answer me 3 questions
Sophea (7:26:41 PM): ok maybe. go ahead
jordy(7:27:39 PM): (i realize ull deny this) are u (girlfriend) at work on someone else's screenname?
Sophea (7:27:59 PM): No sorry I dont know who that is
jordy(7:28:09 PM): very good, very good, very convincing
jordy(7:28:20 PM): are u (girlfriends friends name) playing a pretty good joke for her taste?
Sophea (7:28:46 PM): ok lets say I am one of these people. Will u tell me how big is it just because we were wondering?
jordy(7:28:58 PM): okay
Sophea (7:29:12 PM): have u measured it before?
Sophea (7:54:16 PM): so I start feeling that big limp dick. just nice and easy it starts to get hrad
Sophea (7:54:17 PM): hard*
Sophea (7:54:20 PM): that feel good?
jordy(7:54:43 PM): keep it going
Sophea (7:55:06 PM): is this doing anything for you or no/
jordy(7:55:38 PM): keep going
jordy(7:55:46 PM): ill tell ya when i make
jordy(7:55:47 PM): it
Sophea (7:56:07 PM): I keep feeling that big piece of meat
Sophea (7:56:18 PM): back and forth it got nice and hard
Sophea (7:56:34 PM): damnn. I have never seen one that big. I dont know if its gonna fit
Sophea (7:56:45 PM): so I start to tease you and massage ur big balls
Sophea (7:56:55 PM): I start to lick them and suck on them a little
Sophea (7:57:12 PM): then I slowly worked my mouth up ur shaft just licking it ever so slightly
Sophea (7:57:26 PM): and then I got to that thick head and I just tongued it for awhile to get u in the mood
Sophea (7:57:35 PM): then I started to suck on that thick throbbing cock
Sophea (7:57:48 PM): I really had to deepthroat that massive cock to get it all in
Sophea (7:57:56 PM): so im going at it for a while
Sophea (7:58:06 PM): playing with those big balls with my hands then u say ur gonna cum
Sophea (7:58:27 PM): u shove my head down and a huge load of hot sweet cum goes in my mouth and u make me swallow it all
jordy (7:58:38 PM): hey (girls name)
Sophea (7:58:58 PM): and its 8?
jordy(7:59:12 PM): lol im talkuing to the real (girls name) on her real screenname right now
Sophea (7:59:25 PM): did that not do anything for you or did it
jordy (7:59:31 PM): who is this
Sophea (7:59:39 PM): did that do anything for you first
Sophea (8:29:32 PM): I accidentally saw up ur shorts and saw ur package. and its kinda engrained in my head and if I just know how big it is so I can stop thinking about it
Sophea (8:29:33 PM): yes
jordyc(8:29:47 PM): lol why do u keep thinking about it
Sophea (8:29:57 PM): because the picture wont get out of my head
Sophea (8:30:32 PM): no its just that ur a friend. and thinking of you that way is awkward
Sophea (8:30:42 PM): because it will give me peace of mind
Sophea (8:30:47 PM): u want my honest opinion though lol?
jordy (8:30:54 PM): sure what the hell
Sophea (8:31:01 PM): I was surprised
jordy(8:31:12 PM): why
Sophea (8:31:21 PM): with ur size lol
jordy(8:31:35 PM): haha, (GF's friends name) ur ridiculous
Sophea (8:31:42 PM): im trying to give u a compliment
Sophea (8:31:46 PM): nevermind forget I said it
jordy(8:31:56 PM): i know but its just weird hearing u talk about my penis
Sophea(8:32:08 PM): well if I wouldnt haev saw it



i still dont know who it is i tried to edit out all the names, if i didnt please tell me and ill delete it i also changed the screennames alil so u guys out there wouldnt try to mesage her yellow2.gif
morientesfan910
that was really disturbing......ha ha ha ha
Red Carbon
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57121K312_jc
i know right
robocop
wow, what a convo, its prob one of your mates messing around with you
57121K312_jc
i hope by mates u dont mean a guy..yuck i mean that obviously was a joke taken too far but a guy yuck...
also most people i know either had work or were at the basketball game that friday so idk who itd be
Red Carbon
It could be some random chick you don't even know. I've had that sort of thing happen to me by really creepy randoms.
morientesfan910
it was me sorry
Genesis_Y3k
someone has a stalker laugh.gif
Predator 23
That is just plain creepy sofunny.gif

Probably someone you don't know that well just being bored on the computer and looking for some excitement laugh.gif
57121K312_jc
i know hahaha someone definitely from my town though
Ty_
QUOTE(morientesfan910 @ Feb 28 2008, 03:17 PM) *
that was really disturbing......ha ha ha ha

To say the least...

So you really have no idea who it might be? Wow, that's really scary.
Sushi19
wow... damn. she was pretty into it for jw. and to have big balls is bad. so you can let her know next time. lol jk. yeah that was pretty stalker-ish... what a creeper.
     
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