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morientesfan910
david wheater smashing his head on ice? that has to suck for his heading
Ayresome
Haha this was when he was an academy player - he's wearing BT Cellnet training gear.
Predator 23
Wow..you must be proud of that club Adam laugh.gif


offtopic2.gif Didn't he just get called up by Capello?
Ayresome
yeah, he got dropped though, I was anticipating it though. He will be a future England centre back.
Frecks
Does anyone know how to take a screenshot of the screen, as in save a picture of the screen??
Pepe
As in pressing the print screen button (above the Insert button), then opening up MSpaint, go to edit and click paste.


Speaking of which, i like piernas. Yeah, piernas rock.
Frecks
QUOTE(hiphopopotomus @ Mar 25 2008, 06:46 PM) *
As in pressing the print screen button (above the Insert button), then opening up MSpaint, go to edit and click paste.
Speaking of which, i like piernas. Yeah, piernas rock.


Cheers mate, always wondered how to do that worshippy.gif
57121K312_jc
hey boys i designed a badge for my school it got on the new gear and the uniforms ill try to post pics when we get jerseys it should be in the next week biggrin.gif
Ze98
picked up some Nike Oncores in navy blue with Jedi Neon laces and tick for 30 bucks at the Gulfport nike outlet on the way up here to NC (btw, are they anything good shops you guys know of in North or south carolina or anywhere else along the way between here and New Orleans?). Im thinking of picking up on the way back some air maxs (i think) in black, lime, and pink haha

They didn't have much, I hope the one opening in New Orleans has more stuff then that...are opening nike outlets usually packed?
Lockdown
QUOTE(hiphopopotomus @ Mar 26 2008, 12:46 PM) *
As in pressing the print screen button (above the Insert button), then opening up MSpaint, go to edit and click paste.
Speaking of which, i like piernas. Yeah, piernas rock.

What are these piernas you speak of?

QUOTE(jordy. @ Mar 26 2008, 02:31 PM) *
hey boys i designed a badge for my school it got on the new gear and the uniforms ill try to post pics when we get jerseys it should be in the next week biggrin.gif

Nice congrats
morientesfan910
piernas is legs, and in chile there are cafe con piernas which is a simple coffe shop which has women wearing next to nothing. its way better then hooters tho
Lockdown
ahhhh i see laugh.gif
Crofty
QUOTE(Adam H #2 @ Mar 25 2008, 07:35 AM) *
He's a machine!

Just another reason to loathe jackass. I hate shit like that. shrug03.gif
QUOTE(Adam H #2 @ Mar 26 2008, 08:44 AM) *
yeah, he got dropped though, I was anticipating it though. He will be a future England centre back.

Only in england. jk. laugh.gif

QUOTE(morientesfan910 @ Mar 26 2008, 05:05 PM) *
piernas is legs, and in chile there are cafe con piernas which is a simple coffe shop which has women wearing next to nothing. its way better then hooters tho

We have those here, except they serve beer instead of coffee... Doesn't that sound better?
57121K312_jc
aww man. guys yesterday sucked, i puke 12 times. eww.
lol puking in a garbage can at school was a new experience
Ty_
So you're coming out as a bulimic?
morientesfan910
QUOTE(jordy. @ Mar 28 2008, 03:05 PM) *
aww man. guys yesterday sucked, i puke 12 times. eww.
lol puking in a garbage can at school was a new experience



flu? my whole family had it

QUOTE(Crofty @ Mar 26 2008, 05:46 AM) *
We have those here, except they serve beer instead of coffee... Doesn't that sound better?



ya but what if you were drunk and picked up the wrong women?
Ayresome
QUOTE(morientesfan910 @ Mar 28 2008, 11:22 PM) *
ya but what if you were drunk and picked up the wrong women?

Crofty never picks up the wrong women cool.gif
Lockdown
QUOTE(jordy. @ Mar 29 2008, 11:05 AM) *
aww man. guys yesterday sucked, i puke 12 times. eww.
lol puking in a garbage can at school was a new experience

blegh, at least you made it to the bin

QUOTE(Adam H #2 @ Mar 29 2008, 12:31 PM) *
Crofty never picks up the wrong women cool.gif

laugh.gif
Nipples
QUOTE(Adam H #2 @ Mar 29 2008, 09:31 AM) *
Crofty never picks up the wrong women cool.gif

Crofty never picks up any women cool.gif
crzygrmn
hey lads just posting for the first time on my new iPhone!

Pubes
iPhones are badass aren't they? I say we make a SP application for it biggrin.gif
Lockdown
wow you can do that with an iphone? thats nifty smile.gif
57121K312_jc
im 33 minutes into the usa vs poland game (im watchin a torrent) we are raping
Ty_
I've got a fat lip from getting elbowed in the face in my game today. thumbsdownsmileyanim.gif
Any way I can get it to go down before tomorrow?
crzygrmn
QUOTE(Pubes @ Mar 29 2008, 03:15 PM) *
iPhones are badass aren't they? I say we make a SP application for it biggrin.gif

my god this thing is incomparable. You have one too?
Ze98
PSG fucked Lens over today 2-1 in injury time, Coupe De La Ligue Champions!
crzygrmn
yo ze you know anything about angers? is it nice there?
Predator 23
PSG won a trophy blink.gif
Ze98
QUOTE(Predator 23 @ Mar 30 2008, 12:37 AM) *
PSG won a trophy blink.gif



Ayresome
Just thought I'd update you lot on my 5-a-side teams news smile.gif

We have had trouble getting players in the past weeks and before that we have had real problems winning games and we are in the bottom 3 out of 8 in division 1 (2nd tier league), we hadn't scored many for a while, had a goal difference of -18 from 10 games. We have a squad of 7 but only 5 players showed up for a cup game against a premier league (1st tier league) team and our top scorer hadn't shown up. I stepped forward and said we needed to change our style of play, we started passing it about alot more and won that game 17-4, today we had a match again, played in the same manor and won 17-6.

I'm proper buzzin and had to broadcast it somewhere haha biggrin.gif
Predator 23
What a motivator specool.gif


Never played 5 a side, but sounds like a lot of fun with the goals pouring in like that.
57121K312_jc
haha if adam does it i will too. but in a shorter version.
we only really have like 16 guys or so out for the varsity team, our athletic director is a wanker so we dont have a practice field the gamefield/complex (it sucks) isnt ready and it rained so we had our first game postponed. the crest i designed on photoshop got on our gear and uniforms this year though so thats a plus.
Crofty
QUOTE(Adam H #2 @ Mar 29 2008, 10:31 AM) *
Crofty never picks up the wrong women cool.gif

If only that were true. shrug03.gif Thanks for the vote of confidence tho.

laugh.gif

QUOTE(Nipples @ Mar 30 2008, 12:00 AM) *
Crofty never picks up any women cool.gif

mad.gif

Yeah, cause they're too busy with scottish backpackers. *Dripping with sarcasm*

57121K312_jc
i need to stop sucking boob guys
Lockdown
? huh.gif
morientesfan910
QUOTE(jordy. @ Apr 1 2008, 08:34 PM) *
i need to stop sucking boob guys



because penis is better...............? shrug03.gif
57121K312_jc
its the first non homo erotic thing i say and u say penis after it. nice haha

nah but i do. haha its random but this thread has been dying lately
Predator 23
There's no way in hell we're letting this bad boy die.
Lockdown
its not dying, its just hibernating...
Ze98
hibernating my ass, this weekend it will come ALIVEEEE

we just need some actual nice "Piernas" and beer. And jordy, I have no idea what the hell your talking about...sucking tits?

oh, and btw...

FUCK LIVERPOOL
57121K312_jc
yup pretty much Ze, i did saturday and tuesday. its been a peculiar week.
1st game tomorrow, we arent ready at all.
Lockdown
QUOTE(Ze98 @ Apr 3 2008, 04:47 PM) *
FUCK LIVERPOOL

laugh.gif
Ze98
QUOTE(jordy. @ Apr 2 2008, 10:51 PM) *
yup pretty much Ze, i did saturday and tuesday. its been a peculiar week.
1st game tomorrow, we arent ready at all.



same bird?

and goddamnit condemned 2 bloodshot is HARD towards the end
Red Carbon
Hey Ze, it turns out I'll definitely be in Paris for a couple days next summer, so we should meet up specool.gif
Crofty
QUOTE(jordy. @ Apr 2 2008, 02:34 PM) *
i need to stop sucking boob guys

Why would you want to stop??? blink.gif I can only think of three reasons (don't ask what they are) an none of them are remotely permanent.

Actually, more to the point, is anyone else suprised that jords has been "sucking boob"? laugh.gif His one quote is funny on so many levels. smile.gif
Ayresome
By the sounds of things he's been sucking "boob guys", is this a slick way of saying you sucked fat men?
crzygrmn
Ouch.
Ayresome
Oh I'm in deep shit here. i basically went out to get pissed, drank a shit load of wine and something (forgotten what it was), my mam came and picked me up even though I was gunna stay the night. I shouted loads at my mam and told here shit about her not trusting me and how I had no alcohol but I smelt of it because everyone else was drinking. My mam quite blatently doesn't believe me and has gone off in a fit. I'm gunna have to confess.

Fucking lame.
57121K312_jc
yeah i think my girlfriend is getting tired of it haha. i feel bad for her and told her id clean it up.

game got cancelled its snowing haha, 2 games this week both postponed and its snowing, spring has sprung
morientesfan910
u will clean it up
     
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