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super_eagle
Does anyone here play for an academy in england
Kippax Street ™
i did when I was very young, I don't now though.
Ayresome
It was my 2 years anniversary yesterday smile.gif
Predator 23
QUOTE(morientesfan910 @ Apr 8 2008, 06:33 AM) *
hey anyone who has fox soccer channel tell me the name of the goal that is sold on the channel, its a commercial and there is a bar that can be added in front of the goal so that you kick at it and it comes right back at you. anyways i might want to get it

I know what you're talking about, I'll keep my eye put for the name.

QUOTE(super_eagle @ Apr 8 2008, 07:52 AM) *
Does anyone here play for an academy in england

I'm Ronaldo's stunt double when he flies.
57121K312_jc
well if most of the people in the forum are truthful they play for the youthteam at manchesterunited or ball boy biggrin.gif
crzygrmn
QUOTE(jordy. @ Apr 8 2008, 07:48 PM) *
well if most of the people in the forum are truthful they play for the youthteam at manchesterunited or ball boy biggrin.gif


and ballboy you mean. tongue.gif
57121K312_jc
oh and not to be topped by train with ronaldo
morientesfan910
QUOTE(Predator 23 @ Apr 8 2008, 04:30 PM) *
I know what you're talking about, I'll keep my eye put for the name.



thanks mate
Lockdown
QUOTE(jordy. @ Apr 9 2008, 03:28 PM) *
oh and not to be topped by train with ronaldo

dont you mean we are ronaldo?
Daninho777
QUOTE(Smudge. @ Apr 9 2008, 03:49 PM) *
dont you mean we are ronaldo?


lol nooo im Carlitos Tevez biggrin.gif
Kippax Street ™
QUOTE(jordy. @ Apr 9 2008, 12:48 AM) *
well if most of the people in the forum are truthful they play for the youthteam at manchesterunited or ball boy biggrin.gif


Haha, I know what you mean if you took half the comments in the playing and coaching forum seriously it would mean Soccerpulse is frequented by the world stars of the future laugh.gif
57121K312_jc
yeah im joe cole and fernando torres. yeah thats right theyre the same person. yup i know, i take off my makeup for joe cole biggrin.gif
Ze98
Im writing a paper on the MLS expanding and why I personally feel New Orleans should have a team. Anyone got any advice/things I should add in on the essay? I really want to blow him away with this one, ive slacked his class all year and I did the same thing last year and turned in my final essay as a 24 page report. Crushed the 2nd longest essay at 6 pages and she counted it as 2 essays so I got a major boost in my grade haha, but does anyone have any suggestions?

BTW its a persuasive essay
Ty_
Just tell about all the good things that it will bring to New Orleans like Tourism and money basically. Maybe find some statistic of the amount of money that MLS teams bring in every year and how the team could help the city get back on its feet after what Katrina did. Also you could tell about how much passion that the people of New Orleans have for the game and how much joy it will bring to the city. That's all I can think of right now...
Ze98
Alright, done that. I need a ton more info on the history of the MLS for the first paragraph as my teacher says I need to explain these things to an "audience" that doesn't know what the hell Im talking about (Him, haha)
Predator 23
Last year I did a persuasive on Becks coming causing the sport to grow. I used the Pele Cosmos as an example that soccer can be popular, at least for a bit. That may not be as relevant in your situation though.You could try and find a number of youth in NO playing, and try to compare that with kids playing other sports. Use the logic that soccer supporting kids will become soccer supporting adults, and would continue to support a team. But yea, basically if you could find that soccer was one of the most popular sports among kids, that could be quality to use.
Lockdown
if youre struggling for convincing stats, making them up helps laugh.gif as long as theyre believable
Ze98
I got by with the stats and just finished. 2 pages, 1200 words. Nowhere near my best sad.gif
morientesfan910
tell how youth soccer is now played more then youth baseball
Lockdown
thats how it is in NZ too, more kids play football over rugby, yet we're shite at football and alright at rugby (i say alright cos we always underachieve at world cups)
PHIL ME CRACKIN
^^^ i wonder why ...... o yer now i remember why cause u get beaten by us all the time yer that's right lol sofunny.gif
PLUMP BEAR
talk about emerging talents form new orleans and existing players and where they play at now

for example "player x, a graduate from new orlans highschool (if it exists), currently plays big-time division 1 soccer for Harvard"
57121K312_jc
id add the fact that it could add another outlet for troubled youth in the city and getting kids off the street and a passion for something
Ze98
I finished it and turned it in but forgot the rough draft. Fuck me.


Anyways, saturday is shaping up to being an amazing day. Arsenal will win, my team will win, and later on in the night I myself will win (again) with la chica
Predator 23
The arse whooping to be handed out by Sir Alex and the boys is Sunday. Anderson's 20th bday worshippy.gif
Ze98
sunday? fuck

oh well, were still going to win. This is it for us, you have the CL to go for (even though you won't win no matter what, Chelsea has rigged the whole tournament this year). We lose this, its all over.
Predator 23
Chelsea have to have some hand in all these draws, I mean look at who they get in the FA Cup as well thumbsdownsmileyanim.gif
Nipples
QUOTE(Ze98 @ Apr 11 2008, 12:46 PM) *
I finished it and turned it in but forgot the rough draft. Fuck me.
Anyways, saturday is shaping up to being an amazing day. Arsenal will win, my team will win, and later on in the night I myself will win (again) with la chica

Or someone else will.


Iīm having to head back to Buenos Aires tomorrow - the Davis Cup is on! Come on Nalbandian!

Might even try and catch a River game aswell to go with the Boca game from last week. Then in a few weeks, I may even combine the two and see El Super Clasico!
Ze98
QUOTE(Nipples @ Apr 10 2008, 10:26 PM) *
Or someone else will.
Iīm having to head back to Buenos Aires tomorrow - the Davis Cup is on! Come on Nalbandian!

Might even try and catch a River game aswell to go with the Boca game from last week. Then in a few weeks, I may even combine the two and see El Super Clasico!



No, it's just me and her for the whole day playing football for a while then moving on, hehe... laugh.gif laugh.gif


And damn, Id love to go see a Boca game.
Lockdown
QUOTE(TRENT !!! @ Apr 10 2008, 11:17 PM) *
^^^ i wonder why ...... o yer now i remember why cause u get beaten by us all the time yer that's right lol sofunny.gif

meh, we lost to france last year so it doesnt count...laugh.gif

man u is gon roll arsenal (i hope)
Crofty
QUOTE(Predator 23 @ Apr 11 2008, 12:59 PM) *
The arse whooping to be handed out by Sir Alex and the boys is Sunday. Anderson's 20th bday worshippy.gif

Anderson doesn't scare me but I guess its reassuring to know he will probs rock up to the match pissed with a hooker on each arm. Then you'll have to play scholes. laugh.gif

QUOTE(Nipples @ Apr 11 2008, 01:26 PM) *
Or someone else will.
Iīm having to head back to Buenos Aires tomorrow - the Davis Cup is on! Come on Nalbandian!

Might even try and catch a River game aswell to go with the Boca game from last week. Then in a few weeks, I may even combine the two and see El Super Clasico!

I hate nalbandian. Don't know why, he just pisses me off.

You're really rubbing it in now, aren't you? mf_tongue.gif
Nipples
QUOTE(Crofty @ Apr 11 2008, 04:20 PM) *
I hate nalbandian. Don't know why, he just pisses me off.

You're really rubbing it in now, aren't you? mf_tongue.gif

I donīt mind him - very talnted player. Soderlings playing him on Sudnay! Thatīll be ace!

And yes, thatīs the idea biggrin.gifS

Iīll ignore the fact Iīve been ill and shitting piss for the past 2 days, cause thatīs not quite so cool.
dootz dootz
QUOTE(Ze98 @ Apr 11 2008, 05:50 AM) *
No, it's just me and her for the whole day playing football for a while then moving on, hehe... laugh.gif laugh.gif
And damn, Id love to go see a Boca game.


Playing football with your girlfriend. Better make sure she hits the right ball on the pitch though.

crzygrmn
Haha Ze, the guy that you last replied to on facebook in the euro 2008 group (Giresse) I play football all the time with.
Ze98
QUOTE(MrVandersexxx @ Apr 11 2008, 08:55 AM) *
Playing football with your girlfriend. Better make sure she hits the right ball on the pitch though.



Shes brazillian and has been supporting Flamengo for as long as she can remember. She knows how to kick a ball, trust me.


QUOTE(crazygerman @ Apr 11 2008, 06:50 PM) *
Haha Ze, the guy that you last replied to on facebook on the euro 2008 group (Giresse) I play football all the time with.


Haha, everyone should join that group btw.
Predator 23
Which one?
Ze98
on facebook. I started a Euro 2008 group after my friends started a WC2010 one.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=15668921150

Try that.


edit: is my sig showing up?
Crofty
QUOTE(Nipples @ Apr 11 2008, 11:34 PM) *
I donīt mind him - very talnted player. Soderlings playing him on Sudnay! Thatīll be ace!

And yes, thatīs the idea biggrin.gifS

Iīll ignore the fact Iīve been ill and shitting piss for the past 2 days, cause thatīs not quite so cool.

And you don't see that as some sort of karma? rolleyes.gif

QUOTE(Ze98 @ Apr 12 2008, 12:16 PM) *
on facebook. I started a Euro 2008 group after my friends started a WC2010 one.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=15668921150

Try that.
edit: is my sig showing up?

The one by firezzz? Nup.
Ze98
Umm...why is it not showing? Did one of the mods take it off...the fuck, it was under the limit!
Predator 23
I see it............
Ze98
Now it pops up.


very very odd. Anyways, first game Ive had in months is tomorow. Supposed to be 2 other premiere coaches in the city there to scout some new wingers *apperently* so Im really looking forward to it.
morientesfan910
so i just got home from the bars and we all know what milfs are? anyways so me and my buddy pick up two hot ones and one was into to me, but started getting angry and so i bounced. my friend was left with both and well, he called me cause the angry andn when i left the restaruant to go home, she threw her plate yelling that i wasnt good enough to go to her hotel.............man im a drunk heartbreaker
Ayresome
Lmao she threw a plate! laugh.gif

I'm gutted for your friend haha
Frecks
Anyone see soccer Am this mornin?? The soccerette used to live in my estate!!
Ayresome
I was watching it, you're a lucky boy tongue.gif
Predator 23
Yo morientes, I think I found the name of that goal you were interested in. This one is called the Ultimagoal
Kippax Street ™
QUOTE(Frecks @ Apr 12 2008, 03:26 PM) *
Anyone see soccer Am this mornin?? The soccerette used to live in my estate!!





That one?

you lucky bastard.
Ayresome
QUOTE(Kippax Street @ Apr 12 2008, 07:54 PM) *


That one?

you lucky bastard.

Phwoar!!

As if she teaches Science to people my age ohmy.gif
Sushi19
dude... state cup + temecula= shitty-ist[???] time ever!!!! s0oo0o0 hot. its scorcing over there.
57121K312_jc
games were cancelled today because its too cold. at least you can play boyo.
     
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