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under armor already tried its hand at making boots, they were in eastbay for a while and looked like some fucking mountain boots hahaha ill try to dig them up
Ze98
Fuck I want friday to come NOW.


I might resurrect my old psp from wherever it is so I dont die on the plane trip. So wish I had a laptop so I could watch Arsenal season reviews the whole time... sad.gif
Lockdown
i hate surprises trd sad.gif
Texas Red Devil
Hey, I have the info copied & ready to paste when I can

Crofty says: Sorry. Kinda spam... i guess. It is good tho. laugh.gif
Predator 23
Is that like a football myspace?
Ayresome
QUOTE(Texas Red Devil @ May 29 2008, 05:29 PM) *
Hey, I have the info copied & ready to paste when I can

*how many of you guys have an http://www.oleole.com account??? Its pretty bad ass

Do you know when you can tell us? Why would you have to keep it under wraps anyway?
Lockdown
im guessing hes a top secret agent whose nicked some top secret stuff from some top secret project and he wants to keep it top secret?
Ty_
TRD, My guess is Nike giving Cristiano Ronaldo his own line of Vapors like R9. Am I close?
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he already said thats not it bra. anyway, its off to state cup for me dry.gif normally i'd be pumped but our coach screwed up registration so we have to play with the 89's rather than the 90's so its not the same
Ze98
fuck fuck fuck, i cant decide If i should bring rubber with me to meet up with the brazillian chick i told yall about a few months ago tongue.gif

Im supposed to meet her in 20 minutes to play football but the sun goes down in a little while, then since it may be my last day living here im going to make a move on her...maybe a big one, but if she doesnt even seem like wanting any and a condom flys out of my pocket while juggling, that would be embarassing as fuck.


shittttttt haha, i cant decide
Lockdown
laugh.gif quite a dilemma
MHuang
Better safe than sorry. Take it with you and...hide it in your shoe. or something. haha
Ty_
Just pull a hump and dump bro. If you want to show her how classy you really are, you'll do it tongue.gif .
morientesfan910
QUOTE(Ze98 @ May 29 2008, 04:21 PM) *
fuck fuck fuck, i cant decide If i should bring rubber with me to meet up with the brazillian chick i told yall about a few months ago tongue.gif

Im supposed to meet her in 20 minutes to play football but the sun goes down in a little while, then since it may be my last day living here im going to make a move on her...maybe a big one, but if she doesnt even seem like wanting any and a condom flys out of my pocket while juggling, that would be embarassing as fuck.


shittttttt haha, i cant decide

well u should hope shes clean, and then you wont need a condom, just have her on top. she cant get preg, cause of gravity. everyone knows that
or put it in your wallet
Ze98
QUOTE(morientesfan910 @ May 29 2008, 09:47 PM) *
well u should hope shes clean, and then you wont need a condom, just have her on top. she cant get preg, cause of gravity. everyone knows that
or put it in your wallet




Iiiiiiiii hope your joking... rolleyes.gif
crzygrmn
Bring it man. You'll regret it if you don't

Anyway great to be back on SP. Missed you guys. Exams took up my life the last couple weeks.

Also, Ze, when you going to France again? I leave for Germany June 8th. And please continue with your life stories! Very amusing.
Ze98
I didnt bring it, I might as well have though tongue.gif

Good night to ,hopefully, wrap up what has been 6 or so years of living here. Now....TO THE NIKE/ADIDAS OUTLET STORES!!!!!!! hahaha


QUOTE(crazygerman @ May 29 2008, 10:43 PM) *
Also, Ze, when you going to France again? I leave for Germany June 8th. And please continue with your life stories! Very amusing.



Tomorow smile.gif And I went a bit overboard lately with my little life stories here haha, but seriously though...Ive had enough of the shit here.
morientesfan910
QUOTE(Ze98 @ May 29 2008, 08:29 PM) *
Iiiiiiiii hope your joking... rolleyes.gif



havent you seen knocked up?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weoy0s-B0l0
Ze98
QUOTE(morientesfan910 @ May 30 2008, 12:14 AM) *
havent you seen knocked up?

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I was hoping you were referring to it...haha, I havent seen it but seen clips.


Hope the plane tomorow has good movies on it....16+ hours of flights, goddamnit.

QUOTE(Ty_ @ May 29 2008, 09:42 PM) *
Just pull a hump and dump bro. If you want to show her how classy you really are, you'll do it tongue.gif .


From urbandictionary:

2. Hump and Dump
love it 6 up, 7 down hate it

When your plowing a girl from behind, and you cum in her ass, an she then puts her ass over your face, and shits it in your face.
"Dude last nite I got it with that new French girl, and after i came in her ass she shit it out in my face!! she gave me the good old hump"
Ty_
I was thinking more along the lines of this...
"Pretend to be in love in order to fuck a chick, and then dump her right away! Don't TELL her, just DISAPPEAR!
A person who DOES the hump-n-dump is called 'Humpty Dumpty'."
Genesis_Y3k
Wow what great things to read when I wake up laugh.gif
Texas Red Devil
FUCK YEAH SCHOOL IS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!
Ayresome
QUOTE(Texas Red Devil @ May 30 2008, 06:43 PM) *
FUCK YEAH SCHOOL IS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats smile.gif

I break up 3 weeks today.
Texas Red Devil
Hell its great, my exams were easy. Biology AP was a bitch but I still aced it.

*any of you guys on Skype????? I'm texasred92
Genesis_Y3k
QUOTE(Texas Red Devil @ May 30 2008, 07:40 PM) *
Hell its great, my exams were easy. Biology AP was a bitch but I still aced it.

*any of you guys on Skype????? I'm texasred92


Just added you mate. I've only just installed Skype too laugh.gif
MHuang
AP biology was easy tongue.gif
Texas Red Devil
U serious???? My teacher was a Nazi!!!!!
MHuang
yea i thought it was easy. i took ap tests from previous years and got 5s smile.gif
Predator 23
4 days of classes, 4 days of exams to go for me. All my classes have been easy this year so I'm just watching the clock tick until muthafuckin summer is here. cheers1.gif
Ayresome
http://console.unrulymedia.com/wildfire/vi...R-1211377303109

What a cruel turn of fate crying_new.gif
crzygrmn
blink.gif Sad.
Genesis_Y3k
I was beginning to enjoy that video wink.gif
morientesfan910
they look ten times better then the womens german national team like prinz and also abby wambach, cmon, thats why there are paper bags
Texas Red Devil
QUOTE(99 Red Balloons @ May 30 2008, 05:10 PM) *


Adam that was unnecessary, you had me going there for a second!!!!!! sofunny.gif
Ty_
I've always wondered why no girls with big tits play soccer professionally. Do they bounce up in their faces and give them back problems and shit and they have to give up?
Texas Red Devil
I'd love to see Keeley Hazell or Lucy Pinder playin footy, what a sight that would be.............

*Keeley often does club kit photoshoots though wub.gif
Genesis_Y3k
QUOTE(Texas Red Devil @ May 31 2008, 02:50 AM) *
I'd love to see Keeley Hazell or Lucy Pinder playin footy, what a sight that would be.............

*Keeley often does club kit photoshoots though wub.gif


Manchester United in fact biggrin.gif
Texas Red Devil
Yeah Wokwikyen has that Page 3 legend in his ava or something in the United kit............... WOW
morientesfan910
shane will you be in the bootroom more? Like you used to
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girls say that their tits hurt when they bounce so im sure that would get pretty uncomfortable runnin around so much; all that stuff you said too Ty. oh well, they can put their time into other things (SEX)(...with me)

edit: i'm pretty satisfied right now, my team (U18) lost 1-0 to Solar (U19) in the state-cup semifinals. Solar is in the national championship game every year so that was a pleasant suprise
Ty_
What's with the links to other sites under every post?
Genesis_Y3k
QUOTE(morientesfan910 @ May 31 2008, 04:31 AM) *
shane will you be in the bootroom more? Like you used to


Yeah I'll be here much more often now. Haven't been here for a while sad.gif
Predator 23
QUOTE(Ty_ @ May 31 2008, 09:42 PM) *
What's with the links to other sites under every post?

this should explain



And Shane your sig is absolutely amazing worshippy.gif
Genesis_Y3k
Thanks Brian. Any Utd Sig's amazing on SP tongue.gif
57121K312_jc
well when its everyone on SP i mean, he gave you a real compliment wink.gif

mines real ugly cuz i made it smile.gif
morientesfan910
and cause its a chelsea one
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i havnt had any luck adjusting the size of the photos that i have found. if anyone wants to help me out.....
57121K312_jc
QUOTE(morientesfan910 @ Jun 1 2008, 03:54 AM) *
and cause its a chelsea one

you think you are so funny morientes bigsmile.gif
internet humor is dry haha
http://www.themadhat.com/images/vader-fail.jpg
Ayresome
Internet humour is class tongue.gif

morientesfan910
QUOTE(jordy. @ Jun 1 2008, 12:02 PM) *
you think you are so funny morientes bigsmile.gif
internet humor is dry haha
http://www.themadhat.com/images/vader-fail.jpg



wtf? ha ha
     
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