sorry to put an end to all these hilarious posts. but j/w adam, why are all the bookmark links gone so soon?

have a look at the thread in announcements, chris bowed to popular opinion and moved them to the top of every page instead

adam: that poster is class

my bad smudgey i have never looked in the announcement thread. im glad though, it just didnt look right with all those links on every post

all gravy. i agree i would never use them anyway

winner

i think adam's takes the cake

is there a site with all those together?

not sure, i think there was a link to one on one that was posted here

I go on roflposters.com if I'm bored, that's just a site dedicated to them.

i just cant help but smile when i see a good one

class smudgey!!!^^

Oh how cruel the lion king one is, I'll admit I actually laughed at that one

im really tired of fanboys, not the cristiano ones though as much as the torres ones. ppl say this and that in other threads that he is better then villa and the best striker, and the kid only scored 33 this season, otherwise he was just a fast kid, he cant pass and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
im sorry i had to get that one out
and i like nannys star wars one the best

They got it all wrong. Kuyt's the best striker in the world

nah... hes not. im debating between him and el hadji diouf and cisse. cisse because of strong legs that dont break and well diouf, cmon we all know why ha ha

mori, its just bandwagoners. im pretty sure 90% of torres fans didnt know who he even was when he was stil at atletico. he has a good year and hes the best in the world

well benitez didnt play him enough really, love torres and i hate liverpool.
villa is stud though, i wouldnt jump to conclusion. hate kuyt. watching some of these friendlies, i really like wesley sneijder

me too ^^sneijder is easily in the top 2 or 3 set piece takers in the world

i hope you all know im joking aboutcisse and diouf, but the thing is tate, you know it, torres was good this year, otherwise he was never a prolific scorer unless you count when he scored more then 20 in the second division of spain, and hearing idiots talk, its like chelsea fanboys saying sheva is a great striker, or man u fanboys saying rooney and tevez were the best in 99 when they won the treble (ive seen ppl say that on here, no lie) and its just frustrating
but otherwise its been a good start to the week

yea the cisse part about legs that dont break gave it away. but i actually like torres and have followed him since he was back at atletico dont get me wrong, i just hate people being all over the players nuts when he hasnt even sustained this goal scoring for more than a year

tate, that is why you are not a fanboy douche bag. thank you.
one guy says torres always scored like that and i just went and left my comp and did something else, it gets that annoying

Hey so Im going to be in florida the 9th throught the 20th and I was wondering if there are and places to get boots, jerseys, shorts cheap or like nike,puma outlets, ill be throught the whole state and just wondeirng if there were any good stores to stop by, i will be mostly along the coast though. Thanks in advance

who wouldnt wanna be on his nuts? i mean honestly. sergio ramos too

yeah so i think spain is my team for euro 2008 (i like the netherlands for a dark horse or such)
i dont want you boys to think im jumping on the ol bandwagon (cuz thats not what i wanted to do with chelsea either) so ima give you some reasons.

1. torres, fabregas, ramos, great young players who are likable play makers and fun to watch
2. i dont like puyol or many other spanish defenders, im not big on xavi or iniesta
3. sweet kits man CMON!
4. they arent france (england i know they arent in) portugal or germany...because every person to ever watch a game think they are picking a team nobody thinks will win by picking portugal, you are fucking kidding yourself. i dont like france either, not to sound racist but i find it weird watching the french national team and them all being black or from algeria. germany i just dont like the players that much (loveya ballack and schweinsteiger )

yea i was really thinkin about it and i think spain definatley has one of the best shots at the title

i honestly cannot feel to much hope for us (spain) as we always have a shot at the title. i mean we have the team but it always fails to click
lets hope we do well though

ive always been surprised at how spain are footballs perennial underachievers, i always think they have a brilliant chance but then they bottle it at some point. i truly hope they win it soon because the talent they have deserves it. im not sure who i want to support this year, im keen on an underdog. last euros i bet against greece with a mate throughout the entire tournament. i was a poor man by the end of it

TRD, to be honest it's past Friday now.

What's the BIG news you suggested on?

Or are you not allowed to share?

From my converstion:



*Enjoyz doesn't even have that shit yet!!! I won't post the pics though, I have one but is says restricted on it.

HOLY SHIT!!! I just got a letter in the mail saying I have been accepted for the Real Madrid C.F. Select Training Program!!!!!

Select Training Program? Sounds like a hoax to me...

http://www.myesoccer.com/media/program/Rea...ing_Program.pdf

http://www.myesoccer.com/

I had to send in videos and a resume and they choose 44 out of hundreds of people.

*I know & have talked to people that have done it

Wow! Gratz. Looks awesome.

sounds like a camp to me. and smudgey, however fucked up it is that steve irwin poster is funny as shit

And btw the Concave's look like they have a weird lacing system and have a lace cover. They're white/gold.

*haha I hust noticed your alias Tate- "The Noob Hunter"

Could you pm it to me?

I realize that you don't even know me and therefore have reason to disregard trust, but I promise I won't release the picture or any description about it.

Idk mate, I'll think about it.

Knew it wouldn't happen lol. No problem. I'll wait like the rest.

That's crazy that you got picked for that trd. Regarding the euros, Ich bin natürlich für Deutschland.

Thanks mate, its at Madrid's training facilities so I'll definitley be taking loads of pics. If I run into any of the first team I'll be sure to get pics & autographs. It starts at the end of August so I might miss school and the first team will be back, I can't wait!!!!!!! I can't believe I'm going to the Santiago Bernabéu as well!!!!

I need to buy a Madrid kit now!!!!!!!

Congrats on getting picked mate! Get some flash boots and out do all the others in honour of Boot Room tradition

I don't want them to, but I think they're gonna win it. Still don't know who I'll cheer for without England......I'm thinking Croatia


TRD, way to go mate, should be a great trip Just wondering, do you speak Spanish or have to learn it or anything like that?

TRD is there any way you can make your video you sent them available to watch? i'd like to see it

I've taken 2 years of Spanish in school but I still need to improve, I can understand it well, its just speaking fluently . Good thing there's a translator




I'd have to figure how out to upload it to the web because I just sent it to the director by mail, idk if I even have an extra copy. My dad sent it so I'll check it out.



What should they be???? Right now I'm wearing the blue MV IV's and white/gold SX Flare's.

The Flares will leave them jaw-dropped

Playing football-wise how good do you think you are. Based on that do you think it was hard to get in?

big ups TRD go get 'em

the steve irwin is ultimate black humour

^^ i like the calvin and hobbes where he makes it look like a snowman got hit by the car and the other ones are freaked out about the car crash haha, class.

all calvin and hobbes is class

Hehe

^^once again, fucked up. these things are only getting funnier and funnier though

Some fucking people ey!?

Had a footie match there and we lost by 4 goals. The team was top of the league and we were 2 points off the top. In hind-sight if our keeper wasn't so shit (he gave them the ball 5 times by mis-judging his throws) we'd be top of the league. The lad doesn't want to be in goal but he has absolutely no fitness - he gets knackred after 5 mins, seriously. I told him that he either sorts his fitness out or he's going to have to sort his keeping out if he wants to play.

After that some lad, who is always criticising our keeper, said that I was being unfair to him and it wasn't all the keeper's fault - I said; "I know... you need to learn to fucking pass". The guy is like a paperweight, no strength at all and he gets pushed over by everyone (and he's 6'5) yet he tries to hold people off and doesn't pass, he's lucky to be even playing coz I told him that I wanted to kick him out the week before anyway.

To top it off I have a briused foot from where I kicked my mates bag that had ring binders and 4 thick revision guides in and we have a class keeper who decided not to play because there was already 7 players.

Fucking hell