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Kippax Street ™
Nips, don't tell me you are selling SP7 boxer shorts over the internet. Seriously ?
Footfield119
QUOTE(Nanny @ Feb 1 2007, 08:03 AM) *
i seriously wet myself when i see a fat person hurt themselfs, especally when its that fat woman getting tackeld by a police officer, i almost had a heart attack


I like watching people choke...hehe.
Nipples
QUOTE(Kippax Street @ Feb 1 2007, 04:43 PM) *
Nips, don't tell me you are selling SP7 boxer shorts over the internet. Seriously ?

Yes, yes I am cool.gif
Buy them. You know you want to. Only 8 quid or so smile.gif
NDG8
lol, damn those boxers do look nice, might have to make a dent in the bank account and splash out on a few pairs. Feeling a bit down atm, just been told by my club that i wont be getting a youth scholarship and that theyre releasing me. douchebags. they dont know what theyre doing.
Nipples
QUOTE(NDG8 @ Feb 1 2007, 10:19 PM) *
lol, damn those boxers do look nice, might have to make a dent in the bank account and splash out on a few pairs. Feeling a bit down atm, just been told by my club that i wont be getting a youth scholarship and that theyre releasing me. douchebags. they dont know what theyre doing.

Best thing to do is spite them. Find another club, play fucking amazing and make them rue the day they didn't sign you thumbsup.gif No doubt if they were considering giving you one, you're fairly good and someone will. Just don't give up if its what you really want to do smile.gif thumbsup.gif

(And buy the boxers laugh.gif whistling.gif )
Ayresome
lmao, I'm awfully tempted by the white shirt smile.gif I'll wait till I get cash in, what does the logo mean?
Footfield119
Does anyone here live in Hawaii?
Midfielder 11
Does anyone play for club teams in florida? I used to play for Strictly Soccer and want to go to IMG when I can drive....
Footfield119
Whats IMG?
Midfielder 11
Its a club team close to Tampa
Footfield119
YES. Another 2 hour delay tomorrow. I found out earlier that its gonna be too cold for kids to stand outside and wait for their buses (wusses). But I am gonna get up and 6, laugh at myself for getting up, then go back to sleep. Cant wait.
Midfielder 11
I wish I lived in a state that gets snowed in a lot..i hate school!
Footfield119
Who DOESNT?
Nipples
Just maxed out my car, well my mums, but really its mine biggrin.gif

Hit the big 1-0-0 biggrin.gif Its "top speed" is supposed to only be 96, but the manufacturer lies biggrin.gif It wasn't for going above 100 though...


But remember kids, speed kills...


(Other people..)
h o t s p u r
QUOTE(Nipples @ Feb 5 2007, 04:25 PM) *
But remember kids, speed kills...
(Other people..)

how about speed the drug thumbsup.gif
Nipples
Its completely harmless. Its never had any effect on me. smile.gif


thorpeyy.
Oh Adam, you're such a role model. rolleyes.gif
Midfielder 11
Lmao ^^^^^
Nipples
QUOTE(Thorpeyy™ @ Feb 5 2007, 10:13 PM) *
Oh Adam, you're such a role model. rolleyes.gif

Its because I've never taken it wink.gif And never intend to. I value my amazing body far too much for that shit bigsmile.gif
Typo
QUOTE(Nipples @ Feb 5 2007, 05:15 PM) *
I value my amazing body far too much for that shit bigsmile.gif

Speaking of models! fish.gif
Nanny
QUOTE(Nipples @ Feb 6 2007, 03:25 AM) *
Just maxed out my car, well my mums, but really its mine biggrin.gif

Hit the big 1-0-0 biggrin.gif Its "top speed" is supposed to only be 96, but the manufacturer lies biggrin.gif It wasn't for going above 100 though...
But remember kids, speed kills...
(Other people..)


please tell me your talking miles, coz even i got my dads Toyota Landcruiser up to like 150k's, i thought the wheels where gonna fall off tho tongue.gif and my Beemer up to 160 but im too scared to take it anymore coz i love it too much
Nipples
Yeah, I'm talking mph. Its 161 KPH biggrin.gif

On a side note, you drive a beemer?
Footfield119
What a great week! I havent had school all week because in the negative temperatures and thus the school buses wont start. So schools been CLOSED!!! I hope it continues all week.
NDG8
haha, lucky yank bastards with all your snow days.
Typo
QUOTE(NDG8 @ Feb 6 2007, 02:30 PM) *
haha, lucky yank bastards with all your snow days.

I'm not lucky at all, sure we maybe get 1 snow day a year, but my city is really strict, they make us go if there is like 5' of snow. We don't get 5' now but yea, you get the point.
Footfield119
Well, I suppose all good things must come to an end...we have a 2 hour delay tomorrow but no signs of a cancellation. School is bad...
Nanny
yep E46 318i smile.gif best first car ever! haha school! what a loser! Uni is like 1000000x better! you can go out on weeknights!
Footfield119
Well, I still have 3 more years to go after this...
Typo
QUOTE(Footfield119 @ Feb 7 2007, 07:16 AM) *
Well, I still have 3 more years to go after this...

You joined on my birthday. smile.gif
Nipples
QUOTE(Nanny @ Feb 7 2007, 02:26 AM) *
yep E46 318i smile.gif best first car ever! haha school! what a loser! Uni is like 1000000x better! you can go out on weeknights!

Sweet. Although, I'd be fairly embarrassed that someone has had thier mums (well, it mine, but calling it my mums means I have to pay for nothing but almost always have it smile.gif even if I didn't get to choose it laugh.gif) Fiat Panda up to a higher speed wink.gif Its like a lambo being overtaken by a bike.

Is the 318 the 2 litre engine?
Kippax Street ™
QUOTE(Footfield119 @ Feb 6 2007, 05:22 PM) *
What a great week! I havent had school all week because in the negative temperatures and thus the school buses wont start. So schools been CLOSED!!! I hope it continues all week.


Your buses are pretty shite if they won't start in minus temperatures. But if you get a week off you don't really care do you laugh.gif
richdj32
QUOTE(Nipples @ Feb 7 2007, 02:32 PM) *
Sweet. Although, I'd be fairly embarrassed that someone has had thier mums (well, it mine, but calling it my mums means I have to pay for nothing but almost always have it smile.gif even if I didn't get to choose it laugh.gif) Fiat Panda up to a higher speed wink.gif Its like a lambo being overtaken by a bike.

Is the 318 the 2 litre engine?


no its a 1.8 the way beemers work is that the first number is the series and next two are the engine size. i.e. 318 means a series 3, 1.8 litre engine
Footfield119
QUOTE(Typo @ Feb 7 2007, 08:18 AM) *
You joined on my birthday. smile.gif


Yay! You're invited to the party. You know, the party in my pants!!! Yes, I watched Anchorman lately.

QUOTE(Kippax Street @ Feb 7 2007, 12:31 PM) *
Your buses are pretty shite if they won't start in minus temperatures. But if you get a week off you don't really care do you laugh.gif


Of course I dont care. And the buses are pieces of poo. But they changed something on them so they all work fine now crying_new.gif . Back to school...
Nipples
QUOTE(richdj32 @ Feb 7 2007, 07:23 PM) *
no its a 1.8 the way beemers work is that the first number is the series and next two are the engine size. i.e. 318 means a series 3, 1.8 litre engine

No its not, not always. For example, the new 335i is a 3 litre engine.

Edit: A quick look at the TG website says that this:

"2.0 318Ci ES Coupe 2d 1995cc"

Thats the new 06 model though...
Nanny
mine is a 02 model, and i crashed my beemer the first day i had it, so you i havent had time to beat your panda max speed! haha cant belive someone actually owns a fiat panda
h o t s p u r
the snow is falling thick and fast here in London. no school bigsmile.gif
Nanny
fark ... london ... BBC ... being able to actully go watch arsenal ...

almost as good as melbourne ... best night life, tickets to the change rooms during the ARG vs AUS game biggrin.gif HAHA!!! thats right bitches, im gonna be in the change rooms at half time with the argentina team! like and messi sitting on the same chair, ill sit on his lap biggrin.gif
h o t s p u r
QUOTE(Nanny @ Feb 8 2007, 11:25 AM) *
tickets to the change rooms during the ARG vs AUS game biggrin.gif HAHA!!! thats right bitches, im gonna be in the change rooms at half time with the argentina team! like and messi sitting on the same chair, ill sit on his lap biggrin.gif

how the hell did you get tickets to the changing room? i've been to the white hart lane home dressing room but never at half-time with all the players and stuff.
Ayresome
PD Day tomorrow, yes!! Going to see Rocky Balboa and play footie in my new team's kit! biggrin.gif is anyone else off school?
Nipples
QUOTE(AH02 @ Feb 8 2007, 07:40 PM) *
PD Day tomorrow, yes!! Going to see Rocky Balboa and play footie in my new team's kit! biggrin.gif is anyone else off school?

What's PD Day? I'm off Monday, Tuesday and Wendesday though biggrin.gif Then 2 hours on Thurday and double Basketball on Friday biggrin.gif
NDG8
I think it snowed almost everywhere in the UK except here. I guess it pays sometimes to be a northern monkey tongue.gif. Nips, are you in sixth form college?
h o t s p u r
QUOTE(Nipples @ Feb 8 2007, 07:46 PM) *
What's PD Day? I'm off Monday, Tuesday and Wendesday though biggrin.gif Then 2 hours on Thurday and double Basketball on Friday biggrin.gif

i have half term next week laugh.gif
Footfield119
Temperature was -10 degrees with wind chill, but no delays today. Grrrrr, maybe tomorrow though!
Nipples
QUOTE(NDG8 @ Feb 8 2007, 08:19 PM) *
I think it snowed almost everywhere in the UK except here. I guess it pays sometimes to be a northern monkey tongue.gif. Nips, are you in sixth form college?

No, I'm in Scotland.

It didn't snow here but it did snow around 20 miles away, so I went there for the bad weather section of the Pass Plus course (which I'm acing btw biggrin.gif).
Chippen™
We have had much worse weather here in Sweden than in Britain and US, I can assure! But we have to bike to school anyway because never ever has the school been cancelled due from some snow storm in Sweden, even though it's dangerous to be outdoors! wink.gif

And speaking about cars, I'm not 18 yet but I drive with my mum in our Volvo S40 T5! 220 stallions and 0-100 km/h in 6.8 seconds! Swedish cars are the best! smile.gif
Nipples
A T5? Sweet! Lovely engine that, basically same one thats in the Focus ST. My dads got a V70 atm, although not the T5. Ordered an Audi A6 Avant now though - had Volvos for like the last 5 cars laugh.gif Need a change every one in a while. I've got my eye on a C30 T5 biggrin.gif Or the C30R whenever it comes out biggrin.gif

Quite like this C30, modified by Heico:





The overall aim is for a Lotus Elise, Honda S2000 or Mazda RX8 in the next few years though biggrin.gif Once I've got a few years no claims and the insurance starts to go down sad.gif
Ayresome
QUOTE(h o t s p u r @ Feb 8 2007, 08:29 PM) *
i have half term next week laugh.gif


ohmy.gif Somewhere along the line, someone messed ours up, we have a PD day, then another week of school, then holidays sad.gif
Nipples
Again, whats a PD day?
Nanny
well my mum works at coke and they own poweraid which are AUS teams #1 sponsor so thats how i got my tickets and if we wanna start talking bout parents cars .... my dad has 2000 toyota land cruiser, mate, got like 150 horses tucked under a 3 ton hood! but my mum has a M3 tongue.gif
KenNY-
QUOTE(Nanny @ Feb 9 2007, 04:27 PM) *
well my mum works at coke and they own poweraid which are AUS teams #1 sponsor so thats how i got my tickets

nanny can u take me?? laugh.gif cmon u know u want to hump.gif
     
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