Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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That was an amazing article, the guy clearly knew nothing before he began studying the EPL and he must of studied a lot. I loved the comparison between footy fans and American sports fans, it was all too true.
The only real problem was that he chose to support the bloody Scummers! Spurs? Seriously, WTF?
Ah well. I suppose any newly converted fan to the sport is better than nothing.